The large international media are in fibrillation. A 'possible imminent fall of Silvio Berlusconi would leave undefended the pages of gossip for months.
Journalists and editors are moving with a thin parallel diplomacy to work out who will replace the histrionic Italian prime minister. Amazed by the tightness of substantial approval ratings are asking, even if the child prostitution has scratched, what still needs to be combined to reduce their consents to see?
What is the limit of endurance of the Italian sub-average?
What event could shake up the conscience even more drowsy or blindly ideologized? Coprophagy? Cannibalism? Necrophilia? Uncontrolled flatulence? Acne?
do not know.
But run for cover, the Foreign Ministry is secretly making contact with a number of worthy candidates to replace him in the hearts of Italians.
Mugabe
Exotic, outgoing, fond of luxury and beautiful women, has all the credentials to please the Italian people. In addition to the accusations of cannibalism make it a perfect topic of conversation on talk shows Mediaset. Interviewed on the proposal, Barbara D'Urso said, "always better than being queer." Ready for the pre-emptive defense of "The Newspaper" (which will be bequeathed Berlusconi's successor, along with Chi, the TG1 and Bonaiuti): Persecution
Mugabe
Exotic, outgoing, fond of luxury and beautiful women, has all the credentials to please the Italian people. In addition to the accusations of cannibalism make it a perfect topic of conversation on talk shows Mediaset. Interviewed on the proposal, Barbara D'Urso said, "always better than being queer." Ready for the pre-emptive defense of "The Newspaper" (which will be bequeathed Berlusconi's successor, along with Chi, the TG1 and Bonaiuti): Persecution
food! Boccassini also once ate raw oysters!
Jean Claude Duvalier
Caribbean version of Mugabe, it could break through the grades after participating in a reality show, certainly more comfortable on the Island of the Famous, the spin doctors have recommended the option of venturing Big Brother: the possible production of a common manhood might not benefit you greatly in the polls. As has long been known to the left, the opacity of the candidate inhibits sexual voter, el'incupisce torments him: for this candidate for mayor of Turin will be Piero Fassino.
Kim Jong Il
The Great Father of North Korea could move to a warmer climate, if properly paid. Italians appreciate him certainly the casual use of the institutions and refined personality cult, and plump quell'indolente air that both soften the geriatric female population. Language differences, but most definitely démodé glasses, may be the only serious obstacle to succession in the first case the problem would be easily removed by using an authoritative spokesperson who Capezzone, also included along with hereditary a supply of shoes and raised to a power toothbrush. For the second problem has moved the entire Italian fashion system, who, after exhausting and unnecessary attempts to draw a frame to lighten the fat face, has cleverly opted for the opposite conclusion: Play the glasses of the Dear Leader, to sell 500 € and making them into the phenomenon of the trend of 2011.
Although Milosevic died, still has some cards marketable Italian politician: the patriotic nationalism under a federalist perspective (which sounds paradoxical, but it is not), his thick graying hair and a disregard for the substantial human life. And it's a
Jean Claude Duvalier
Caribbean version of Mugabe, it could break through the grades after participating in a reality show, certainly more comfortable on the Island of the Famous, the spin doctors have recommended the option of venturing Big Brother: the possible production of a common manhood might not benefit you greatly in the polls. As has long been known to the left, the opacity of the candidate inhibits sexual voter, el'incupisce torments him: for this candidate for mayor of Turin will be Piero Fassino.
Kim Jong Il
The Great Father of North Korea could move to a warmer climate, if properly paid. Italians appreciate him certainly the casual use of the institutions and refined personality cult, and plump quell'indolente air that both soften the geriatric female population. Language differences, but most definitely démodé glasses, may be the only serious obstacle to succession in the first case the problem would be easily removed by using an authoritative spokesperson who Capezzone, also included along with hereditary a supply of shoes and raised to a power toothbrush. For the second problem has moved the entire Italian fashion system, who, after exhausting and unnecessary attempts to draw a frame to lighten the fat face, has cleverly opted for the opposite conclusion: Play the glasses of the Dear Leader, to sell 500 € and making them into the phenomenon of the trend of 2011.
Although Milosevic died, still has some cards marketable Italian politician: the patriotic nationalism under a federalist perspective (which sounds paradoxical, but it is not), his thick graying hair and a disregard for the substantial human life. And it's a
man all of a piece. And that Italians like a lot.
To overcome the inconvenience of his untimely demise, just a clever mounting of video messages to be transmitted during the news, cleverly assembled by his previous public interventions. Even the traditional telephone raids on key programs of study, a custom from which it can not be exempt, as a Christmas card, are easily achievable, the message one way, since it does not include any questions or interruptions of any kind, can easily be mixed editing rooms at Mediaset. Only risk: a slight tilt to foment civil war. The risk is likely to contain addressed through massive doses of TV promotions.
Berlusconi
To date the option is papabile a full repetition of the same Berlusconi, printed on glossy card stock in 1:1 ratio. Practical and easy to handle, can be folded in the hand luggage of Bonaiuti.Video and audio messages can be replicated with the same ease home in an episode of Forum already aired. Outrages and atrocities are perpetrated by Daniela Santanche interim.
Berlusconi
To date the option is papabile a full repetition of the same Berlusconi, printed on glossy card stock in 1:1 ratio. Practical and easy to handle, can be folded in the hand luggage of Bonaiuti.Video and audio messages can be replicated with the same ease home in an episode of Forum already aired. Outrages and atrocities are perpetrated by Daniela Santanche interim.
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