Historical revisionism has hit another innocent victim. After the beatification of Pius XII, the acquittal of the Republicans and the upgrading of Marco Masini, another character is again resurrected from the limbo of the anonymous against their express will, Licio Gelli , so rehabilitated in recent years from the center right to graze an unlikely bonhomie senile and be chosen as the new spokesperson of the kinder place the child snooty imprinted on the packaging of the notes bars chocolate (actually a sinister move to overturn the commercial Ferrero sanitized image of its confectionery and present them with the unexpected winning streak of sadism to the younger generation accustomed to violence. When installing the new TV spot directed by Jean Claude Van Damme, replacing the saccharine Advertise with Licia Colo: On a flight to a young girl with teddy bear in tow, approaches the Venerable mistaking him for a Winx , attracted by its metallic tunic type Magician Otelma. The little girl offers him a chocolate bar when suddenly the Grand Master with unexpected agility jumps up, snatches the pack mocking the girl giggled, a bowler throws smoke and throws off the door wrapped in the cloak shortly before the explosion of the airplane by a Libyan Mig . In the descent parachute strong bites a finger while reciting the phrase launch, before landing in the garden of the villa of Dell'Utri. In preparation for the second spot where he teaches his daughter to Licio Gelli Fiona May to build bombs shaped paper bust of Mussolini. Poor Gelli! Disoriented by the modern world would remain blissfully under house arrest in the gilded cage of Villa Wanda, but is forced by the wave of revisionism in interviews to point the usual carelessness of the Italian politicians or engage in friendly debate with Cossiga on the number of OSS agents infiltrated the Juventus.
Poor Gelli, one must understand it. He feels frustrated about his uselessness. Since the lobby no longer have to meet secretly with the Ku Klux Clan caps but sit directly in the cabinet, the unions are divided, the judiciary is subject to the whims of the executive judicial, can reasonably be implemented his famous Plan of democratic rebirth ". Eager to turn the next step, the "rebirth of the Empire Plan" which provides inter alia the conquest of Cyrenaica and Eritrea , the Venerable has tried to take stock of the Italian situation almost 30 years after the "strategy of tension".
stillborn attempt to blow up a train, the most dramatic between the classical and subversive tactics: while the location of the bomb sull'ammiraglia of Trenitalia, the chilling "Scum of the Adriatic" , mercenaries hired by Licio were attacked by ticks and sellers abusive Puglia tomato and forced to jump from the moving train at the turn of cariolini lunchbox. Above the dining car where he hid the explosives was dropped at the Portsmouth, derail and crash-ending into the sea. Neither the passengers nor the controllers FS have noticed the lack.
Depressing the attempt by the Grand Master of reunifying the best of Italian politics and business under the auspices of the Masonic : the cocktail party sponsored by the Grand Orient of Italy, Maurizio Gasparri, seized with a fit of exoticism, paraphrased literally the invitation and occurred in Aladdin's costume with baggy pants and slippers curled , dancing belly dancing. Mario Borghezio impresentabilmente dressed Geisha by full Rossettini Kabuki and Alessandra Mussolini held by Balinese dancer but no pants. Among the entrepreneurs Giuseppe Fiorani Mongolian dress (which inexplicably he succeeds very well), Emma Marcegaglia in "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon" suspended in midair and Cesare Geronzi dressed mandarin (Citrus not Chinese). The berluscones Isabella Bertolini was forced to fall back on a costume Iveco Daily Dump trilateral, not in theme, but much envied by Giuliano Ferrara, who was instead presented as a professional Sumo wrestler.
Realizing the level, Gelli was promptly abandoned by fleeing the room hatch directly connected to the underground headquarters of the Venerable Bowling of the Holy Sepulchre in Jerusalem, where he spent the rest of the evening playing with Andreotti and winning awards stolen from the floor of the Ministry of the Interior, of the priceless relics of yesteryear conspiracy Italian Two Soviet atomic submarines tagliandati, complete dossiers dossier Mitrokin, the plaster cast of the shotgun bandit Giuliano, the right rear door of the white one signed by Eva Mikula, the radar tracks of Ustica and the missing piece of the KGB Cicciolina, (All material to be incorporated in its immense archive with more than 100,000 files on the entire Italian population, even the dossier of sciatica SISDE linking to my grandmother's Golpe Borghese and a full list of Italians who suffer from hemorrhoids , conveniently hidden in a vase of flowers)
Informed failure of the recent escalation of the Corriere della Sera, Grand Master has confided to his faithful that since we almost made it as a peeled Stefano Ricucci, probably the head symbol of media power has become so irrelevant in the life of the country to be an objective amateur. This acquisition is scheduled to pilot the much more authoritative and Donna Moderna Magazine For Men : in a note found by the Guardia di Finanza in a package of Tampax, Licio Gelli focuses on the high subversive power of editorial content, in particular the ability to ensnare the minds of readers subjugated practices as deceptive and self-harm "50 exercises for the abs of steel" or "12 positions it crazy ". For some time the Reverend keeps heading up the heart's mail under the name of the Christian Family Ci-Licio from which imparts separatist Uruguayan coded messages, mostly misunderstood by girls oratory as deviant sexual practices tips punctually applied with shouts of joy from them.
point minimum discomfort, the Venerable has tried to recover the glorious armed wing of the P2, the good old black and reassuring squads was promptly informed about current activities of the comrades of Casapound and Forza Nuova: beat fourteen high school students, retirees lashes, walk dogs stinking and presented with the spiked club in front of the RAI studios tricolor desert, naively expecting to attack Federica Sciarelli, dangerously indifferent to its well-known paranormal powers (such years with coercively forcing millions of seniors to follow his program)
Rejected even fascist fanaticism for the obvious limitations of the neurological above, the wily Licio promptly identified worthy substitutes to be sacrificed to the cause of insurrection against the democratic institutions and the rule of law: Friends of Maria De Filippi . Ruthless, sadistic fundamentalists are able to dance continuously to lose consciousness, are the ideal tool to anesthetize the masses in fierce debates on the arabesque and thus allow a peaceful reform of institutions in authoritarian sense. Someone pointed out that not only the idea is not new but has already been implemented: the student who exceeds the Master . Inevitable collapse of the immediate psychological result from the purchase of the worshipers of value: a pallet of gold bars, plus two bags of soil and twelve clay pots full of fake hydrangea in the garden to hide.
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