The Christian Churches around the world have come together to reach agreement on the most pressing security issue in the last two millennia, recently climbed the front pages for ' brutality and cruelty of the violence: no, not the civil war in Congo and even the appointment of the Chairman of the Supervisory Committee RAI but coexistence in the Holy Sepulchre in Jerusalem . Tension is high and groups of men are willing to do anything to grab a bench with a broken leg or a piece of wall chipped in more. Taken concerned about the recent redefinition of the interior spaces funded by IOR , Pope Ratzinger said he was embarrassed and promised the immediate excommunication of those responsible for this mess of interior architecture. The report says that the Pope, very busy with his activities analysis and study of the facts of topical as the sack of Rome in 1527, the Battle of Thermopylae and the Night of Broken Glass "despicable act of vandalism against the decorum urban and showcases the exquisite Jugenstil German " , has personally supervised the project entrusted to a team of renowned architects Salesians. Again Satan has left his zompino . Disguise infiltrated the group working the Communist Mephistophelian Massimiliano Fuksas who imposed his stamp on the project in order to undermine the Bolshevik interreligious dialogue and extend Soviet influence in the Holy Land . The project, in fact, follows up in the most tragic details of the Rome office of the Rainbow Left known incubator of unresolved conflicts: the 4 cossuttiani forced to wade through the 4 corners of the huge open-plan office on the ground floor, which gives awareness of their small numbers, have a shared bathroom in the basement of the Correntone Mussi, in turn, relegated to slog for all coal-fired boiler feeding the building. Mussi, however, must have a punch on the fourth floor, where there are dozens of tiny offices designed for the Marxist-Leninist, in which each member holds rallies invective himself, criticizing its policy and calling it fascist organizing and collective farms Committees disused factory farm. They, too, but they must eat in the lunchroom collective staged on the second floor on the desks of Italian Communists ; Diliberto decides the menu, except the cake, which is determined Bertinotti from primary through within his party. Refoundation Communist, in fact, was placed on the stairwell where vents his natural inclination filibuster preventing other victims of go up or down, with cruel methods such as amendments and referendums. The Left Critique occupies the rest room and boycott coffeemakers, dragging down with him the entire private Italian Left the only element that keeps it alive: caffeine. The demonic Fuksas has done nothing but accelerate a process already under way on the expulsion of the various Christian professionals. Armenians have discussed for months with the Orthodox Greek on the quality of the cross of Christ (cedar of Lebanon is really? The Greeks are more likely to fir in the Val di Fiemme, while the Armenians insist on Walnut Caucasus) and manufacture the crown of thorns (two wires? Three threads? Crew? V-neck?), being in total disagreement and breaking the table of negotiations, in the sense that they literally smashed. At the same time Ethiopian Copts were cut toenails as coach of Egyptian Copts who, out of spite, shaking the crumbs of towels from the balcony fill their vases of flowers. The case was continued without failure on both sides, until completely covered the bench with nails and vases overflowing crumbs, the riot was triggered in style Men and Women. The two Muslims guarding the temple have disappeared quickly throwing the keys to an obese American tourist who has quickly gobbled up with a liter of Coca Cola soda. Remained open its doors, the men have fled the continuing urban warfare in the streets of Jerusalem. In order to restore order in the Holy Land, Patriarch of Constantinople has proposed to exploit their natural contentiousness for lucrative and transfer all the men on ' "Island of the Famous" by renaming "Island of Santoni " ; the monks physically perform the baptism, while remaining committed for weeks to throw holy water and incense on every square meter of the desert island. Obvious possible territorial conflicts. taken possession of the island, Catholics now have evangelized the local population sadistically forcing them to pay the 8 per thousand IRPEF , while the Greek Orthodox have served in the beach of precious Byzantine mosaics made from coconuts . The Armenians have had their alphabet in the sand, which is currently composed of more than 1500 letters obtained by switching the U, starting over each time the sea cancellations and Syrians drinking beer. After the fourth day has been entirely rebuilt the Holy Sepulchre in bamboo and already being discussed, including Armenians and Greeks, who had to procure the wood for the sacred fire. Meanwhile Catholics ushered in the second branch of the IOR , ATM, and ran a thriving sale of indulgences and relics, handmade by the natives into slavery made immediately to address the huge demand for exports "Father of Bananas Pio ", " toenails of Padre Pio " and" Fragments of the rock of Golgotha \u200b\u200bsigned by Padre Pio ". Calati inevitably plays because of the launch of the new program Milly Carlucci live by the Church of San Francesco in Assisi "Dancing in the frescoes" , monks and priests were sent back to Jerusalem, where they faced an unexpected setback: during their absence, the Basilica of the Holy Sepulchre was occupied misused by competitors Italian island of Fame, without which no tourist would notice the difference. Vladimir Luxuria, who became abbot, has repeatedly threatened the monks, accusing them of exploiting religious worship . Taken in Armenian word from the usual troublemakers, the shipwrecked trasgender Rai Due has been quickly thrown together a candelabra on his head to his colleagues, including Massimo Ciavarro, riciclatosi as a massage therapist and already known in the Jewish Quarter for its squalid sexual escapades. took possession of the monasteries, the main representatives of the six Christian denominations present agreed to imprint a peaceful and conciliatory discussion on a topic of great relevance and interest to all: the position of the Holy Spirit in the Holy Trinity . He sits on the left of the Father? He sits on the right of the child? He sits on a tiny chair between father and son? All three are staggered or sticks? And if so, who is ahead? But if not consistency, as he sits? A cross-legged? On my knees not to seem too high? The debate ended with 12 bruised, 4 injured and 7 missing.
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