( NEW '! IN BLUE CLICK ON SCIRTTE can connect Webcam of your favorite character, surprising in its intimacy LIVE '! ) Who gave hope for him now the Democratic Party must promptly change their minds. In a move worthy of the best media Silvan vintage, Walter Veltroni has stunned everyone by challenging the prime minister on his own ground inaugurated with great pomp and the airing of new TV channels vo youdem.tv ( I state that as a plot twist media seems a bit 'weak given that 60% of Italians interviewed in this regard by Renato Manahaimer said "I do not care Fucking ", 25% " Even if I left I can say in all honesty that I do not give a fuck ", 15% " It seems a good idea to raise the cultural level of the Italians, but I do not think it will look because I do not give a fuck ", while the remaining 10% were clear by the opinion of the umbrella gesture. Personally I would have suggested a coup de theater that communicated the strength and determination of the Italian left, for example, kidnap the Pope, torture Lorena Bianchetti , Capezzone ship in outer space with a good old round Sputnik, gulp Storace of castor oil or rebuild the public image of Mara Carfagna . All genuine ideas and simple to implement, except the last, clearly utopian .)
course none of the co mparabile Television Liberties accredited more than 64 million viewers every day (source: Paolo Bonaiuti) that crowd on the screens of PCs around the world to assist, the undersecretary for tourism Michela Vittoria Brambilla Maria Giovanna Immaculate Consuela Damage that waves his hand directly from the European capitals, where he tries to convince the population Local to vacation in our country, receiving in return a collection of "fuck you" in 32 different languages.
But the real competition is the name referred to the left. The challenge is not easy. The competitors are fierce and ruthless, the first of the network Massimo D'Alema " red.tv " , rose to prominence recently for being monopolized the exclusive rights of the 2009-2011 program Bagaglino.
Even the radical left has suddenly gathered under the wing of " youtogliatt.tv " , the digital channel happy and carefree dedicated to the rediscovery of the great socialist and communist tradition of our country. Intriguing
the program: a documentary about the joyous life of the rural countryside of Moldova is a film about mondine Ukraine (actually a shameless remake with Bitter Rice in the role of Lucia Annunziata Mangano and Boris Yeltsin , more drunk than ever, which was part of the Gassmann) popping a studio debate between Bertinotti and Diliberto on the etymology of the word "toilet", the sound of burping moderated by the ever elegant Francesco Caruso and his dogs . And then Korean lessons North with Marco Rizzo, a funny sitcom set among workers of a steel mill with Azerbaijan and Raimondo Vianello Sandra Mondaini satirical news and conducted by Franco Turigliatto hilarious couple - Fernando Rossi.
great anticipation for "The collective farms of the famous" , realty show hosted by Lucia Annunziata in which a group of supporters of the Rainbow Left, selected without their knowledge by the boards of the primaries, will be segregated in the Milan offices of Free , forced to help in drafting the wording dell'imparzialissimo daily. The contestant who survives the provocative questions of Oscar Giannino, the buffalo Renato Farina and the wing of Victor Felts win a voucher for two people for a plate of tortellini in cream sauce to the Feast of Unity Reggiolo. The study of the host Skopje Lucia Annunziata competitors instigate physical violence, sadistic satisfaction with spreading false news about the results of Sunday football.
Expected record also plays for the innovative reality show, "The Mole" : 12 Head of Unit of the headquarters of the PRC Umbria, selected from electoral rolls without their knowledge, will be locked in a primary school in Orbetello, in which hides Gianni Baget Bozzo (dressed as Phantom of the Opera). Their mission is to flush him out and avoid the dripping among students. Only one will survive the torture of John and Don will take home a service of pots with the bottom of an inch high cast branded PCI cult piece for the antique dealers from across the Alps. From studies of Astana, Lucia Annunziata make it hard for competitors with questions of the type tautological "the left is able to govern?" , to be followed by a long fart by school children.
In perhaps the other major format: X Factor ( in reference to the factor optometric Annunziata ). In direct studies of abandoned Telekom Serbia in Belgrade, Lucia Annunziata will select the most promising young folk-Balkan turbo-rock, providing for the elimination of the least talented person, to kick up the backside. Moderator and guest of honor, Francesco Cossiga, who grimly take advantage of favorable geopolitical position to reveal its direct involvement in the major scandals of 900, from Watergate to Ustica, Lockheed scandal in the disappearance of Wendy Windham .
The most important problem for the executive producer the new network was looking for assistants, papers and letters, which are necessary as the only pathetic ploy to attract the electorate's center-right . Also in this case, the selections have been a real triumph: deserted from the usual boring popputissime twenties, daunted by the prospect of becoming, at most, shadow minister for equal opportunities were stormed by the cooks of the Day ' units, from elementary teachers retired and former sessantottino with regrowth. The jury, as well as an expert on female beauty Enzo Mirigliani , polished for the occasion with the living wood, Riccardo Schicchi (as a talent scout) and Umberto Smaila (as a pimp).
Matte laughs on Wednesday night with "You know the latest on Pecoraro Scanio?" , the program where competitors compete against each other laugh at the charismatic former leader of the Greens with jokes that now surpassed the number and quality of far as the police. Protagonist of the evening the crackling Paolo Cento, who with his puns the likes of "What's a hippie town hall? A common " did sbellicare racks, and generations of dermatologists. That leads Lucia Annunziata, having never laughed in his life, will close the program after two minutes, kicked competitors and guests.
At the end of the first day of programming, internal divisions have brought to 24 the number of channels opposition, among which that of Lucia Annunziata in protest at the emptiness of the Italian left, the cute journalist will be limited to announcing the time signal accompanied by the music of Psycho , passing the rest of the day staring into the eyes of viewers, with hypnosis instigating the most susceptible to unconscious acts of self harm (for example, to subscribe or sign up for Panorama Science and Life).
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