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Moratti Caliber 110 and 9

The wave of moralistic mayor Moratti is finally conquering the last bastions of anarchists and Milan Province. After imposing the limit of 78 decibels at concerts in stadiums, cashing with the nonchalance of those waivers Hooch and Paul McCartney, AC / DC at their concerts at the Meazza, is preparing to lay off a number of important orders to protect innocent citizens from the tyranny of world of entertainment and sports. The high cultural level of the center-right came together with the peculiar vivacity of the Milanese have made it possible to propose a series of alternative events in line with the spirit sparkling and the brightness of typical city of Milan.

Trophy international submarine Idroscalo
After repeated complaints from a mother Lambrate for the squirt of water received at the child during a swimming competition in the public pool, it was decided to totally prohibit any activity that produces water spray and jets of any kind. All pools of the town will be equipped with a diving stop from which the swimmers and the races will be held only in apnea. The show will not suffer, however: even if viewers did not even see the headset of the swimmers will be installed on a giant screen that will broadcast the Manchester United matches on a delayed basis (only those where he won). Or will be allowed to do the crossword and possibly talk with the neighbor, while awaiting the awards ceremony. Even
nautical seaplane races will be deleted and replaced by 1, International Submarines trophy: thanks to the depth at which the event is run, the surface water will not be affected the least intriguing of the diving competition, which is essentially to recover plastic rings colored launched at the end by Belen Rodriguez, godmother of the Trophy. Most acute observers, the event did seem to Belen Rodriguez throws in costume stuff in the water. For the most distracted Where's My Car will look like a throw that stuff in water. Surveys show that in each case the Milanese prefer any submarines Where's My Car.

Grand Prix of Monza pizza
Due to a complaint filed by the condominium residents over eighty "Magnolia" in Monza in 2010 did not take place on the F1 Grand Prix. The teams are in fact refused to run the car with wet towels around the drain to muffle the noise, as required by the new "Regulations on Municipal Self They Casino Protecting Seniors Voglliono Sleeping Even during the day." The brilliant technical device, the result of a task force composed of the 'Councillor for Transport, a local policeman and an electrician, has been ostracism of the major automobile manufacturers, the envious ability to solve all the problems with Italian ideas simple and ingenious. In place of the pompous and unnecessary international event, there will be competition from the spirit rural and pastures, autarkic, bucolic and human scale. The calendar will begin with the race of the hay carts, which will perform daring developments on the elevated concrete, will continue with the exciting bowling tournament starting on the straight (1 st prize: a ham), ending with the initiative more engaging the year: the Grand Prix National Pizza Take Away. Piaggio noiseless electric Poker from all over the peninsula, will compete to deliver a whimsical and Naples, respectively, and Andrea De Adamich Claudia Peroni, waiting impatiently at the finishing line. Boxes will be set up at the wood-burning ovens. The ticket entitles you to a daisy and a canned drink.

Repeted
Fireworks The fireworks are quite spectacular. They have only a small defect: they are objects too light. Many older people came to the emergency room complaining of vision problems due to the vision of the New Year fireworks. The "Making of the City government" has wasted no time and promptly banned the use of fireworks throughout the province. To liven things up by itself already leaden of the city, from now on we will use the fun festoons, that is, those brilliant rings of paper in which, blowing inside, creating a hilarious spiral colored. A game down to us by our grandparents that will supplant those silly chinoiserie explosive. The only problem, find someone who blows strong enough to simulate the fireworks with festoons, has already been resolved: Ursus, the councilor for culture share the Northern League, winning champion burp arsonist, has been available . In return he requested that he be granted the ius primae noctis to all women of the condominium of his house. The bishop of Milan readily granted it to him, provided that before any report is wash your hands.

Fashion Week Rustichella
the intriguing world of fashion. But not for everyone. Mrs. Joseph, for example, was unable to do shopping at the market because of the traffic and chaos caused by the parade. And since Ms. Joseph is at the center of the thoughts of the Board, the parades will be relocated to areas more suited to the logistical needs of the designers, made the decongestion of the city center. The next Fashion Week will take place in the eastern bypass motorway services and the Turin-Milan. To avoid inconvenience to motorists also hungry, the models parade behind the counter, handing Camogli and Rustichella to customers, fashion journalists and truck drivers. Traded in the international press for a provocative performance art democratic operation, the operation has received acclaim and has convinced Moratti to continue on the line between social integration and ephemeral: from now on will be accompanied Mrs. Joseph to do the spending by Donatella Versace.


Prohibited finally racist chanting at the stadium. From now on will be the exclusive preserve of the politicians of the League.

Paradise Kings Club Paphos

Now, bocce ferme, 's unease is palpable.

In the center, ministers and parliamentarians as sperm whales beached without sonar. In the center, do not know if you throw the stone and hide your hand or throw the stone and hide your wallet. With the center of gravity of the Italian society still a turn, the politicians of all sides sail in sight. The ministers were taken by a sort of post-traumatic amnesia, can not remember in what department were assigned involuntarily and exchange seats.
And the best part is that you do not notice the difference.

The craving for reform, however, non-stop and imaginative bills are still flocking to the ads as panettone at Christmas.

Ritrovatosi magically to the Ministry of the Interior, the small Renato applied immediately effective methods, already successfully tested in public administration, the immigration problem. From 1 January 2010, with the motto "Negri, but disliked NO" , passed a decree that will oblige immigrants to healthy adults a friendly all Italians they encounter. For children it will be enough to caress the face "to Wojtyla."

Prohibited the rudeness, the obligation to always smile, even if insulted and kicked in the shins, and attitudes in line with the romantic ideal of "good immigration," type "nanny Mami Gone with the Wind." Greatly appreciated the support services volunteers: more old ladies will accompany you on the pedestrian crossing (possibly making investments on their behalf), the more points "residence permit" they will earn. Completed the card-points, distributed free in all supermarkets, you will remain on the soil of this country's enviable for another 6 months.
for detainees in ICE, a course on video taken by Milly Carlucci teach the basic rules of good taste and courtesy of an Italian-style

comply with the file when you feel like it;

not double parking, when you feel like it;

pay more taxes when you feel like it.

The course continues with the essential teachings of the Italian national minimum skills: knowing how to ice skate, I can sleep a whole day doing nothing, being able to watch an entire episode of "Don Matteo 6", able to buy designer clothes lease, knowing how to cook sauces and brag, and boast
be vulgar,

be powerless and pretend nothing happened.

in passing to the Ministry of Transportation for the renewal of licenses, achieved with merit in the automation of Reggio Calabria, the minister Gelmini has momentarily fallen asleep in the armchair Matteoli. During REM unwittingly signed 12 ministerial decrees, fortunately, all the decrees of annulment of the fines for Sulky Gasparri.
Upon awakening, within a couple of minutes, the dynamics of Brescia has now acclimated and has launched a revolutionary reform that will solve at a stroke the problems of poor function Italian transport: the highways will be reduced to four, each cardinal direction of a point, thus eliminating the arteries as the unproductive Voltri - GRAVELLONA and Catania - Villasmundo. To help motorists will be the "toll collectors to support" that will provide valuable information waving standing on the guardrail of the main junctions.

Rail transport, however, will undergo a technological revolution unprecedented: all trains built before 1979 will be equipped with electronic whiteboards touch screen on both sides of the cars to allow commuters to write insults and contumely without spray paints. Even fleas and ticks, fleas and ticks will be replaced by electronic equipment.

The evil Communist languages \u200b\u200bimply that the reform is the same school, but with the words changed. False: there are many more misspellings. Even

Angelino Alfano, the Ministry of Agriculture to withdraw a salami milano, Christmas gift Cossiga, has been enlisted to temporarily replace Zaia, on a mission off the coast of Sicily in an attempt to repel the invasion of the mussel boats Chinese dangerous to the high content of toxic substances pose a threat to the Italian chain extremely valuable "Mussels of Porto Marghera, known worldwide for the bittersweet aftertaste that makes you look like so much Chinese mussels.

modern Captain Ahab, good Zaia ships away by gunfire following the famous "Maroni Protocol": the mussels survived to be transferred to ICE, and questioned by police officers while being filmed by TG1 expelled with ignominy. Meanwhile
Alfano, came swiftly in the dynamics of protectionism in the Made in Italy, has now launched two important bills: the first requires the replacement of the term "Expiration Date" with "Date of limitations" on the packaging of food, the second interrupting the limitation period for the entire holiday period, while in fact the products fresh until the epiphany. Rumor that the decree "Milledecreti" will be included an extension of the provision, by postponing all the "Prescription Data" until Easter Monday, or at least those of buffalo mozzarella, as requested by the Secretary Cosentino.

exchange between consenting Minister Tremonti and Brambilla: one needed a period of calm in the less hostile Ministry of Tourism, while Bramble wanted an educational experience at a department best suited to his political ambitions. Said than done. The two are mutually worked to keep the line of the "Government of doing". Tremonti has now launched the "Shield Holiday", a package of proposals for tourist tempting to bring foreigners improperly repaired in foreign locations. To this end, the guest will come back in Italy will pay only 5% of the ordinary rate. The remaining 95% will be borne by the citizens of Conegliano Veneto. "In case of refusal, foreign tourists will be brought back to strength on the ground by the Italian Guardia di Finanza and forced to spend the New Year in Viserbella, half board, in the company 's Raul Casadei Orchestra.
same time continue to fight to the tropical paradise where they find shelter every year hordes of scoundrels Italian vacationers. This influx to the system which removes billions of tourist beautiful country has to stop!

Rio

most beautiful in Naples?

The best of the Seychelles trembling?

for a little.

Tremonti personally dismantle the tropical paradises starting from ports and stations, and continuing with the natural beauty. To set a good example, in the year-end press conference the minister was made back in Eurovision and defecated on a beach in the Bahamas, indicating that the "Government of doing" ago. In contrast to the combative
Michela Vittoria has flown in several states to promote the "Package Italy" to the major investors of the world, most criminal organizations and gangs of various nationalities who have joined with pleasure the proposal to invest in a country so helpful and welcoming to the swindlers: ease of tax evasion, judicial impunity guaranteed farcical political system, sports cars and a lot of pussy.
a paradise!