The wave of moralistic mayor Moratti is finally conquering the last bastions of anarchists and Milan Province. After imposing the limit of 78 decibels at concerts in stadiums, cashing with the nonchalance of those waivers Hooch and Paul McCartney, AC / DC at their concerts at the Meazza, is preparing to lay off a number of important orders to protect innocent citizens from the tyranny of world of entertainment and sports. The high cultural level of the center-right came together with the peculiar vivacity of the Milanese have made it possible to propose a series of alternative events in line with the spirit sparkling and the brightness of typical city of Milan.
Trophy international submarine Idroscalo
After repeated complaints from a mother Lambrate for the squirt of water received at the child during a swimming competition in the public pool, it was decided to totally prohibit any activity that produces water spray and jets of any kind. All pools of the town will be equipped with a diving stop from which the swimmers and the races will be held only in apnea. The show will not suffer, however: even if viewers did not even see the headset of the swimmers will be installed on a giant screen that will broadcast the Manchester United matches on a delayed basis (only those where he won). Or will be allowed to do the crossword and possibly talk with the neighbor, while awaiting the awards ceremony. Even
nautical seaplane races will be deleted and replaced by 1, International Submarines trophy: thanks to the depth at which the event is run, the surface water will not be affected the least intriguing of the diving competition, which is essentially to recover plastic rings colored launched at the end by Belen Rodriguez, godmother of the Trophy. Most acute observers, the event did seem to Belen Rodriguez throws in costume stuff in the water. For the most distracted Where's My Car will look like a throw that stuff in water. Surveys show that in each case the Milanese prefer any submarines Where's My Car.
Grand Prix of Monza pizza
Due to a complaint filed by the condominium residents over eighty "Magnolia" in Monza in 2010 did not take place on the F1 Grand Prix. The teams are in fact refused to run the car with wet towels around the drain to muffle the noise, as required by the new "Regulations on Municipal Self They Casino Protecting Seniors Voglliono Sleeping Even during the day." The brilliant technical device, the result of a task force composed of the 'Councillor for Transport, a local policeman and an electrician, has been ostracism of the major automobile manufacturers, the envious ability to solve all the problems with Italian ideas simple and ingenious. In place of the pompous and unnecessary international event, there will be competition from the spirit rural and pastures, autarkic, bucolic and human scale. The calendar will begin with the race of the hay carts, which will perform daring developments on the elevated concrete, will continue with the exciting bowling tournament starting on the straight (1 st prize: a ham), ending with the initiative more engaging the year: the Grand Prix National Pizza Take Away. Piaggio noiseless electric Poker from all over the peninsula, will compete to deliver a whimsical and Naples, respectively, and Andrea De Adamich Claudia Peroni, waiting impatiently at the finishing line. Boxes will be set up at the wood-burning ovens. The ticket entitles you to a daisy and a canned drink.
Repeted
Fireworks The fireworks are quite spectacular. They have only a small defect: they are objects too light. Many older people came to the emergency room complaining of vision problems due to the vision of the New Year fireworks. The "Making of the City government" has wasted no time and promptly banned the use of fireworks throughout the province. To liven things up by itself already leaden of the city, from now on we will use the fun festoons, that is, those brilliant rings of paper in which, blowing inside, creating a hilarious spiral colored. A game down to us by our grandparents that will supplant those silly chinoiserie explosive. The only problem, find someone who blows strong enough to simulate the fireworks with festoons, has already been resolved: Ursus, the councilor for culture share the Northern League, winning champion burp arsonist, has been available . In return he requested that he be granted the ius primae noctis to all women of the condominium of his house. The bishop of Milan readily granted it to him, provided that before any report is wash your hands.
Fashion Week Rustichella
the intriguing world of fashion. But not for everyone. Mrs. Joseph, for example, was unable to do shopping at the market because of the traffic and chaos caused by the parade. And since Ms. Joseph is at the center of the thoughts of the Board, the parades will be relocated to areas more suited to the logistical needs of the designers, made the decongestion of the city center. The next Fashion Week will take place in the eastern bypass motorway services and the Turin-Milan. To avoid inconvenience to motorists also hungry, the models parade behind the counter, handing Camogli and Rustichella to customers, fashion journalists and truck drivers. Traded in the international press for a provocative performance art democratic operation, the operation has received acclaim and has convinced Moratti to continue on the line between social integration and ephemeral: from now on will be accompanied Mrs. Joseph to do the spending by Donatella Versace.
Prohibited finally racist chanting at the stadium. From now on will be the exclusive preserve of the politicians of the League.
Trophy international submarine Idroscalo
After repeated complaints from a mother Lambrate for the squirt of water received at the child during a swimming competition in the public pool, it was decided to totally prohibit any activity that produces water spray and jets of any kind. All pools of the town will be equipped with a diving stop from which the swimmers and the races will be held only in apnea. The show will not suffer, however: even if viewers did not even see the headset of the swimmers will be installed on a giant screen that will broadcast the Manchester United matches on a delayed basis (only those where he won). Or will be allowed to do the crossword and possibly talk with the neighbor, while awaiting the awards ceremony. Even
nautical seaplane races will be deleted and replaced by 1, International Submarines trophy: thanks to the depth at which the event is run, the surface water will not be affected the least intriguing of the diving competition, which is essentially to recover plastic rings colored launched at the end by Belen Rodriguez, godmother of the Trophy. Most acute observers, the event did seem to Belen Rodriguez throws in costume stuff in the water. For the most distracted Where's My Car will look like a throw that stuff in water. Surveys show that in each case the Milanese prefer any submarines Where's My Car.
Grand Prix of Monza pizza
Due to a complaint filed by the condominium residents over eighty "Magnolia" in Monza in 2010 did not take place on the F1 Grand Prix. The teams are in fact refused to run the car with wet towels around the drain to muffle the noise, as required by the new "Regulations on Municipal Self They Casino Protecting Seniors Voglliono Sleeping Even during the day." The brilliant technical device, the result of a task force composed of the 'Councillor for Transport, a local policeman and an electrician, has been ostracism of the major automobile manufacturers, the envious ability to solve all the problems with Italian ideas simple and ingenious. In place of the pompous and unnecessary international event, there will be competition from the spirit rural and pastures, autarkic, bucolic and human scale. The calendar will begin with the race of the hay carts, which will perform daring developments on the elevated concrete, will continue with the exciting bowling tournament starting on the straight (1 st prize: a ham), ending with the initiative more engaging the year: the Grand Prix National Pizza Take Away. Piaggio noiseless electric Poker from all over the peninsula, will compete to deliver a whimsical and Naples, respectively, and Andrea De Adamich Claudia Peroni, waiting impatiently at the finishing line. Boxes will be set up at the wood-burning ovens. The ticket entitles you to a daisy and a canned drink.
Repeted
Fireworks The fireworks are quite spectacular. They have only a small defect: they are objects too light. Many older people came to the emergency room complaining of vision problems due to the vision of the New Year fireworks. The "Making of the City government" has wasted no time and promptly banned the use of fireworks throughout the province. To liven things up by itself already leaden of the city, from now on we will use the fun festoons, that is, those brilliant rings of paper in which, blowing inside, creating a hilarious spiral colored. A game down to us by our grandparents that will supplant those silly chinoiserie explosive. The only problem, find someone who blows strong enough to simulate the fireworks with festoons, has already been resolved: Ursus, the councilor for culture share the Northern League, winning champion burp arsonist, has been available . In return he requested that he be granted the ius primae noctis to all women of the condominium of his house. The bishop of Milan readily granted it to him, provided that before any report is wash your hands.
Fashion Week Rustichella
the intriguing world of fashion. But not for everyone. Mrs. Joseph, for example, was unable to do shopping at the market because of the traffic and chaos caused by the parade. And since Ms. Joseph is at the center of the thoughts of the Board, the parades will be relocated to areas more suited to the logistical needs of the designers, made the decongestion of the city center. The next Fashion Week will take place in the eastern bypass motorway services and the Turin-Milan. To avoid inconvenience to motorists also hungry, the models parade behind the counter, handing Camogli and Rustichella to customers, fashion journalists and truck drivers. Traded in the international press for a provocative performance art democratic operation, the operation has received acclaim and has convinced Moratti to continue on the line between social integration and ephemeral: from now on will be accompanied Mrs. Joseph to do the spending by Donatella Versace.
Prohibited finally racist chanting at the stadium. From now on will be the exclusive preserve of the politicians of the League.
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