In the small cemetery virtual Catacomb of Santa, position within the county of the Underworld Pavia, it is impossible not to notice a few sacks on which are engraved epitaphs curious that I decided to propose to my readers to ponderino the fact that death is only a short break between classes recreational life and the next.
1.
Here is silent
Canappia dell'omertà Don Ciccio.
was born deaf and dumb traditionally
chirped but one day this song:
"Compare, compagnuzzi, fellow citizens,
glad that recovered my speech!
Jesus, Mary, Blessed Rubella
I can talk with my mouth!
Are you happy? Well I want?
Please, dear friends, answer! "
was mortally wounded by a shot
of raspberries with the poisoned tip.
2.
Here lie thirty-three Trentino
that by dint of trotting
like idiots
collided with a tram
trans
who hated the folklore of Trentino.
3.
Ei fu.
As the furniture was heavy
fell on the shoulders
and in an instant
to the other world flew
Louis, a furniture Monza.
4.
A top lies here.
you know? It is not by peace.
5.
Lord
, accept the unfortunate soul
Sorrows of Health.
He died of a sty
begged on the bus,
size of a ravioli
and filled with pus.
6.
Here was buried
the miser Bertoglio,
killed by cancer portfolio.
The doctors fought to the last
to snatch the death
but he shook his evil
too strong.
7.
Here fell a retired general.
Diarrhea
attacked him while we were having breakfast.
It closed in retreat
to uphold the position
but was swept away
by a cannon shot.
8.
Here was buried enrichment.
The chapel is made of Carrara marble,
the cross in gold,
sculpture is of a famous artist
and antique silver candlesticks.
If you notice, people passing,
that here the land is fat!
9.
Here rests
Cavalier Mimmo La Rosa,
a great horn.
Who gave gave
who had had.
10.
O passer-by who doubt the deep thinking
here rests my beautiful soul.
are Professor Socrates Capone
and I believed in reincarnation.
not say: "I doubt."
'll see that I'll be back.
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