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Now, bocce ferme, 's unease is palpable.

In the center, ministers and parliamentarians as sperm whales beached without sonar. In the center, do not know if you throw the stone and hide your hand or throw the stone and hide your wallet. With the center of gravity of the Italian society still a turn, the politicians of all sides sail in sight. The ministers were taken by a sort of post-traumatic amnesia, can not remember in what department were assigned involuntarily and exchange seats.
And the best part is that you do not notice the difference.

The craving for reform, however, non-stop and imaginative bills are still flocking to the ads as panettone at Christmas.

Ritrovatosi magically to the Ministry of the Interior, the small Renato applied immediately effective methods, already successfully tested in public administration, the immigration problem. From 1 January 2010, with the motto "Negri, but disliked NO" , passed a decree that will oblige immigrants to healthy adults a friendly all Italians they encounter. For children it will be enough to caress the face "to Wojtyla."

Prohibited the rudeness, the obligation to always smile, even if insulted and kicked in the shins, and attitudes in line with the romantic ideal of "good immigration," type "nanny Mami Gone with the Wind." Greatly appreciated the support services volunteers: more old ladies will accompany you on the pedestrian crossing (possibly making investments on their behalf), the more points "residence permit" they will earn. Completed the card-points, distributed free in all supermarkets, you will remain on the soil of this country's enviable for another 6 months.
for detainees in ICE, a course on video taken by Milly Carlucci teach the basic rules of good taste and courtesy of an Italian-style

comply with the file when you feel like it;

not double parking, when you feel like it;

pay more taxes when you feel like it.

The course continues with the essential teachings of the Italian national minimum skills: knowing how to ice skate, I can sleep a whole day doing nothing, being able to watch an entire episode of "Don Matteo 6", able to buy designer clothes lease, knowing how to cook sauces and brag, and boast
be vulgar,

be powerless and pretend nothing happened.

in passing to the Ministry of Transportation for the renewal of licenses, achieved with merit in the automation of Reggio Calabria, the minister Gelmini has momentarily fallen asleep in the armchair Matteoli. During REM unwittingly signed 12 ministerial decrees, fortunately, all the decrees of annulment of the fines for Sulky Gasparri.
Upon awakening, within a couple of minutes, the dynamics of Brescia has now acclimated and has launched a revolutionary reform that will solve at a stroke the problems of poor function Italian transport: the highways will be reduced to four, each cardinal direction of a point, thus eliminating the arteries as the unproductive Voltri - GRAVELLONA and Catania - Villasmundo. To help motorists will be the "toll collectors to support" that will provide valuable information waving standing on the guardrail of the main junctions.

Rail transport, however, will undergo a technological revolution unprecedented: all trains built before 1979 will be equipped with electronic whiteboards touch screen on both sides of the cars to allow commuters to write insults and contumely without spray paints. Even fleas and ticks, fleas and ticks will be replaced by electronic equipment.

The evil Communist languages \u200b\u200bimply that the reform is the same school, but with the words changed. False: there are many more misspellings. Even

Angelino Alfano, the Ministry of Agriculture to withdraw a salami milano, Christmas gift Cossiga, has been enlisted to temporarily replace Zaia, on a mission off the coast of Sicily in an attempt to repel the invasion of the mussel boats Chinese dangerous to the high content of toxic substances pose a threat to the Italian chain extremely valuable "Mussels of Porto Marghera, known worldwide for the bittersweet aftertaste that makes you look like so much Chinese mussels.

modern Captain Ahab, good Zaia ships away by gunfire following the famous "Maroni Protocol": the mussels survived to be transferred to ICE, and questioned by police officers while being filmed by TG1 expelled with ignominy. Meanwhile
Alfano, came swiftly in the dynamics of protectionism in the Made in Italy, has now launched two important bills: the first requires the replacement of the term "Expiration Date" with "Date of limitations" on the packaging of food, the second interrupting the limitation period for the entire holiday period, while in fact the products fresh until the epiphany. Rumor that the decree "Milledecreti" will be included an extension of the provision, by postponing all the "Prescription Data" until Easter Monday, or at least those of buffalo mozzarella, as requested by the Secretary Cosentino.

exchange between consenting Minister Tremonti and Brambilla: one needed a period of calm in the less hostile Ministry of Tourism, while Bramble wanted an educational experience at a department best suited to his political ambitions. Said than done. The two are mutually worked to keep the line of the "Government of doing". Tremonti has now launched the "Shield Holiday", a package of proposals for tourist tempting to bring foreigners improperly repaired in foreign locations. To this end, the guest will come back in Italy will pay only 5% of the ordinary rate. The remaining 95% will be borne by the citizens of Conegliano Veneto. "In case of refusal, foreign tourists will be brought back to strength on the ground by the Italian Guardia di Finanza and forced to spend the New Year in Viserbella, half board, in the company 's Raul Casadei Orchestra.
same time continue to fight to the tropical paradise where they find shelter every year hordes of scoundrels Italian vacationers. This influx to the system which removes billions of tourist beautiful country has to stop!

Rio

most beautiful in Naples?

The best of the Seychelles trembling?

for a little.

Tremonti personally dismantle the tropical paradises starting from ports and stations, and continuing with the natural beauty. To set a good example, in the year-end press conference the minister was made back in Eurovision and defecated on a beach in the Bahamas, indicating that the "Government of doing" ago. In contrast to the combative
Michela Vittoria has flown in several states to promote the "Package Italy" to the major investors of the world, most criminal organizations and gangs of various nationalities who have joined with pleasure the proposal to invest in a country so helpful and welcoming to the swindlers: ease of tax evasion, judicial impunity guaranteed farcical political system, sports cars and a lot of pussy.
a paradise!

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The ruling Communists are weathering

"The weather conditions are communists, the name says it all, agents Atmospheric nationality, which borders Moldova. We will not allow these saboteurs subvert the popular vote, the will of the people! " began the Premier at the meeting in Confindustria, the industrialists ensuring that the government program will not be resized in any way by the tragic events that have recently hit the first Abruzzo and Messina.
"The government goes on as a Eurostar in Basilicata, without rails" and promises to deliver all the major works planned, especially for the strategic southern Italy.

Minister Matteoli has secured the opening of the construction site of the Messina Strait Bridge in record time, with the addition of some minor changes to the project: to avoid the danger of more floods and landslides, the entire population of Messina and neighbors will be transferred to the first pier of the bridge, where he lived in nice houses Wood suspended on steel cables 80 meters in height. The roof garden will be, as in Babylon, garden gnomes and acrobats, as in Babylon, will be donated to Bertolaso \u200b\u200bduring a special live Porta a Porta coordinated by Cirque Du Soleil. Even the return to nuclear power will not be no stop: in the second pier of the bridge will be built a nuclear power plant that will power the city on the first pylon. In case of accident to the central people can easily escape by diving into the cooling waters of the Strait. Resolved at an early stage the problem of radioactive waste. The drums of toxic waste will be used as bar stools at the counter of the most fashionable of Messina, thanks to the ability a scenic drive light blue fluorescent.

Never before have the government's housing plan will be an indispensable tool for development. The displaced will be able to add a 20% increase in the rubble of their homes, or rebuild from scratch 35% of the old cube choosing whether to rebuild only the bathroom or just the bedroom, but with a kitchenette. Alternatively you can convert the rubble with a weight equivalent of garden gnomes.

On the education minister Gelmini will not discount to anyone with a circular reiterated the obligatory nature of daily minute of silence for soldiers killed in Kabul, which also in case of catastrophe natural. After the protest of parents' associations have issued a second explanatory circular which accepts, in case of incipient collapse of the building, replacing it with a minute of prayer to the Virgin Mary. The development of technological equipment will continue along the lines of computerized forced stages: the electronic boards will be hung in all classes, even if the walls have collapsed. You can easily place it on the floor and in case of non supply of energy will be allowed to write on the LCD with white chalk, limestone without too. The lazy janitors will be replaced by patrols of police stations and neighborhood caretakers specially trained in the barracks Duca degli Abruzzi and specialize in La Spezia the cleanliness of the classrooms in extreme conditions like floods and volcanic eruptions. Some caretakers also selected will be allowed to handle nuclear waste, as long as they wash their hands before and after to prevent infection with influenza A.

Just then the scenes of public self-pity: "are deleterious to the image in the world. We are the land of sunshine and joy! The faces and the tears are communists! " ruled Michela Vittoria Brambilla visiting flooded areas of Sicily. The countries covered in mud will soon be converted to charming towns carved into the rock, like the Stones of Matera, which will attract the curiosity of tourists environmentally friendly. The Tourism Ministry has already contacted Mel Gibson shooting his hilarious new film "Smiling Apocalypse" (in Italian "Accept the Apocalypse with a smile and shut up"). Thanks to the donation of the Autonomous Province of Bolzano, the mudslides will be equipped with cannons for artificial snow and ski lifts. Brambilla Minister has already announced sold out for the Feast of the Immaculate (which, among other things, seems to be the most quoted name for the bridge over the Strait, as it will be decorated with a huge neon shooting star and all Christmas gifts year to thank the Vatican hierarchy-sensitive).

Not Yet satisfied by the triumphs achieved by his ministry, Mara Carfagna decided to launch the awareness campaign "Belle in the mud," against the ugly and the sloppiness of the women involved by natural disasters, totally out of place with the image of capital fashion. Great success has emerged on the free distribution of lipstick and mascara women Aquila and stages of hair held by Manolo, the hairdresser of the stars, on piles of mud and Messina. The Civil Defence report long delays in evacuations: the women in evening dress and high heels stumble constantly break down too often. Indignation by Minister Carfagna replies: "Equal Opportunity There will be an obligation of high heels for men. "

To appease the rest of the population currently not affected by any natural disaster, all the weather services of RAI and Mediaset will encourage optimism giving forecasts the weather is fine and sunny throughout the peninsula.
for 4 long years.

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"a black man struggle for peace is like a Chinese fight against undeclared work or Milanese fight against tax evasion Something I do not back tax ... " puzzled Berlusconi confessed to a trust Bonaiuti, after the unexpected disappointment the theft of the Nobel Prize for Peace . sure he bought the votes of jurors erotomania, thanks to a clever move Capezzone, who disguised as a priest managed to penetrate the headquarters of the Royal Academy with a handful of escort in monk's habit, he can not give peace, concerned about new attacks by the only real opposition in the country: foreign newspapers (the director of British "Mickey" is the favorite in the primaries of the Democratic Party , thanks to the biting satire of Italian Prime Minister, portrayed as Scrooge McDuck fat, bald and heels, the star of comics as "Grandma Duck against Bari hoes," "Grandma Duck kitchen with Clio Napolitano and" Grandma Duck Ciccio against Mario Borghezio " ).
To reconnect the threads of a liaison now deteriorated, the Knight presented in Strasbourg, by the mouth of astatine Tajani a proposal for reform of the prestigious Swedish in the direction of a need rejuvenation from the smoky patina of bigotry Nordic influence the choices of the jurors, absurdly ignoring the specific gravity of the Italian genius. To facilitate the company for talent the beautiful country, it is proposed to insert new categories, more fresh and cheeky , particularly suited to defuse the current economic situation.

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Berlusconi has already submitted an application defines himself as "a tireless promoter of the only real engine of Italian society, from all forms of obscurantism of the left who would deny her pussy for future generations. W her pussy! W Italy! ". The bookmakers gave him up as the favorite, before the scene of Hugh Hefner, Rocco Siffredi and Tinto Brass, with whom he seems to have accepted a direct comparison TV with Rosy Bindi as a mediator. Its trump card might be the brochure "A dirty Italian history" , which will soon be distributed to all families of Europe, which traces four decades of absolute protagonist of pussy in Italy, from the beginnings of Stroke Grosso (apparently also wanted to apply the quotatissimo Umberto Smaila immediately stopped Knight's entourage) to the exceptional sexual performance with D'Addario.
few grumbles from the Vatican hierarchy, but ironically "after all is the other half of the sky" .

Nobel Prize for sobriety Memorial Sandra Milo "

Harsh competition between the premier and Flavio Briatore, who emphasize its leadership in the field promptly introduced a new line of sober fashion accessories, such as glass eye el leopard ' arbre magique leccabile shaped Gregoraci. Conversely Berlusconi has not hesitated to assert his absolute primacy in gallantry with foreign heads of state and appeared in a video on YouTube is having fun in a friendly hilarious jokes Telephone: manual of etiquette for the perfect imitation of Hitler in a summit with Angela Merkel and the Klu Klux Klan disguise during the summit with Obama.

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the football team with the highest number of European Cups will be awarded this special recognition to the spread of sports culture in the world. Coupled with the Nobel Prize Figa, given the importance of praying two aspects of Italian society, will allow the suspension of all criminal trials in progress, which will be transferred to the Presidents Office of the teams relegated to Serie B ( "processes should be made to the bankrupt, not the winners like me! ")

Nobel Economics and Fantasy

In this discipline very crowded (we are all competing candidates Corrida) Berlusconi has teamed with the famous entertainer Giulio Tremonti according to the known pattern of brainstorming who shoots the biggest crap? ". There are two fundamental pillars: the Ruling Pythagoras, suspending the tax returns of all citizens who have only a fifth grade and requires accountants to close budgets by divisions in the column, and the Tax Shield Dixan that allows the return of capital evaders after washing at 30 degrees, delicate program.
The Constitutional Court, under pressure from the Technical Institute 4F Majorana Viterbo, has initiated the preliminary investigation for the evaluation of "total nonsense" standards.

Nobel Prize to Pluralism

Candidacy in tandem with Licio Gelli and Renato Mannheimer for the design of the computer program "Gasparrisoft" already applied to the satisfaction of RAI and Mediaset. The brilliant software schedules of TV listings and news magazine programs, and may choose to invite political leaders at any transmission coupling according to a majority and opposition compatibility innovative algorithm that facilitates the viewer in understanding the content . In front of the jury of the Nobel, Berlusconi has shown prodigious proud results achieved by the software, the opportunity to apply for a copy adult average Italian. After a week of uninterrupted view of the Italian television was asked what he understood of the guinea pig story of the Lodo Alfano. Here is the full transcript:
"a couple of gay, happy for the dazzling economic recovery of Italy, were savagely beaten in an alley President Napolitano in Rome, who in turn asked Berlusconi to € 750 million as compensation for the attack on the police station and the suspension of trials on the Milan fashion shows. Mario Draghi, and Paris Hilton have been photographed on Lake Como and ushered in a nuclear power plant and strongly offended Rosy Bindi, who, in the province of Messina, attended the state funeral of six soldiers killed in Kabul during the protests of factory workers, which, among other things, Opel will not buy because of a contrary opinion of the Constitutional Court of the Hague International G8. Obama is tanned and Belen as well, but has the biggest pair and is contrary to the Lodo Alfano. "

Albert Nobel, from the grave, Thank You.

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L ' Island of the Famous

Even the bibles of film criticism as Variety and Cahiers du Cinéma had to capitulate to the unexpected extent of the event film. The jury of the Venice has resigned in a dismayed embarrassment faced with the impossibility of judging an opera film of this magnitude. A meta-movie that was filmed and broadcast on TV, newspapers, unbeknownst to the protagonist, a Pharaonic version of "The Truman Show" that the comparison "Citizen Kane" seems "Fracchia the human beast" , the " Fiction infinite where the studios are the whole world, the sets are real and the actors come and go from fiction seamlessly.
And it is only through a declaration of an improvident actors secondary, such Giampaolo Tarantino, who plays a purveyor of high-class prostitutes, that today the world became aware of the biggest political fiction film in history (which by comparison "Ben Hur" looks "I Cesaroni") . Tarantino has revealed publicly that her colleagues were regularly rewarded for their performance, particularly certain actresses hired by the production to play the role of escort, with the intention to revive the trend a bit 'hazy plot. To which the protagonist Silvio "Truman" Berlusconi , granite convinced that women should be tender to his advances only through his tireless power amateur, became suspicious, and the danger that the entire roof jump was so real as to require prompt intervention and evanescent dell'insospettabile Gianni Letta , here at his first work as director-shadow. Returning
the emergency the director had to disclose under the crossfire of the international media the details of his great work "in progress" , presenting material to audiences and critics so far shot.

Plot

A small and annoying Milanese entrepreneur, with three television networks and friendships with some opaque, becomes the head several times government of a European country pure fantasy (vaguely reminiscent of a folk version of Italy, but more cafona, arrogant, backward and provincial). After years of uninterrupted, surreal and hilarious gag political and personal ( calls from Protagonist "successes" ) its hegemonic and totalitarian power is placed in jeopardy by 10 simple questions for a newspaper and a scafata professional escort. The most refined film buffs have called "a very successful blend of comedy alleniana of the dictator state Bananas and despair of post-atomic Planet of the Apes" . The unanimous opinion of the public is was "cojoni me!" .

Duration

staging Officially started in April 2008, but according to many knowledgeable individuals would begin to 15 years, that would place in serious competition with the most successful soap opera ever : In recent days there have been Read a tight contacts between producers and the Beautiful and Paths, strongly interested in taking over the rights dell'avvincente script made of partying, sex, power, money, plots, which are all the ingredients of a typical American sitcom family. Having read the response that the show is based on a towel stolen from the Bagaglino and the rest is result of the inherent spirit of improvisation protagonist of the unaware, the savvy manufacturers have signed up happily folded Mara Carfagna (who plays the Minister of Equal Opportunities, but is actually named Maria Rosaria and makes the valley of the third category on television) for a remake of soft porn "Doctor Who" . Indefinite
the date of Completion of the film: the final date should coincide with the biological limit of the protagonist, but expect the hopeful developments in medical science and digital animation (the characters of fantasy like Grandma Duck never die, just ?).

Cast

Makeup and costumes are minimal, as the protagonist itself already provides . Major was the financial commitment needed to rebuild the bizarre sets and exotic locations. Having rejected the idea of \u200b\u200bliving the Premier in a mock space station orbiting the designers have opted for the vulgar of an absurd megalomania summer residence, Villa Certosa pompously called , worthy of the chief of Spectre: extinct volcanoes, secret passages , tanks with sharks, archaeological whores. At the time the star has not yet realized that the walls are paper mache supported by metal scaffolding. Al production by the end of the gigantic false will be converted into an outlet.
noteworthy that the miraculous special effects allow you to digitally reconstruct the old town of L'Aquila and thousands of displaced people to cozy chalets with geraniums, garden gnomes and pool: one of the most poignant moments of the film, the protagonist in tears will congratulate networks reunited with the volunteers of Civil Defence and Police Forces with all the superhuman efforts. Noteworthy are the numerous security guards that will prevent the Abruzzi to destroy the set, once perceiving the Pharaonic alone.

Cast Art

The landing at the Lido between two rows of photographers and fans into raptures decreed the final consecration of the two female protagonists, Letizia and Patrick D'Addario , in their role of Lolita and mischievous enterprising mercenary sex (in real life the first is the driver of Craxi, the second an enterprising mercenary sex).
Criticized by film buffs rather than snob, the cast who plays the government was judged too grotesque even for a film like this tragicomic . Some characters, such as Renato Brunetta, seem taken from the weight of the more ramshackle circus. Possible
nominated for an Oscar for the actor who plays Mr Maurizio Gasparri , considered one of the most brilliant of the year, a sort of Forrest Gump all'amatriciana , a boy minidotato that due to the strength of will, commitment and tenacity becomes prime minister and government spokesman then. Memorable scene where Gasparri, driven only by the power of social redemption, he manages to put his signature to the dictation of the Framework Law on Telecommunications (because of the difficulty seems to have made use of a stand-in).
unanimous approval from critics for all the cast who plays the mysterious faction called "Lega Nord" , a bunch of crazy obsessed with black men troglodytes. According to the casting director, that Giulio Tremonti (the actor, who plays with exceptional skill and a mad staring Minister of Economy, the monthly magazine Ciak has confessed that he created his character Willy Wonka and the stirring Mad Hatter ), the selection was severe: professional actors were chosen (Roberto Maroni, Roberto Castelli, ...) and characters taken from the road ( noteworthy Borghezio our talented, Calderoli, Salvini and Bricolo ), comparable to pathos to "Boys Life" Pasolini's worthy of a shabby freak show and the Ciprì Maresco. With great effort of coordination of production, the presence of thousands of extras in costume, the scene of epic Celtic gathering in Pontida was judged as one of the best scenes of mass ever, on par with "Gandhi" and "The Ten Commandments" . The most acute have noticed the presence of a young born-again promise of Italian cinema, Renzo Bossi, in the role of the swaggering, semi-literate son of the Minister of Relations with Parliament, in turn interpreted by a Umberto Bossi in a state of grace ( "half strolling by popular comedy and half crippled the decadent Brando in Apocalypse Now ", Vanity Fair).

Scene cult

Among the scenes cult revenue directly in the collective include:
- while the Soviet tanks prepare to cross the border of Abkhazia, Berlusconi spoke at the last minute with a joint telephone interview, Saakashvili and Putin averts a nuclear war by imposing peace in the Caucasus (the voices on the phone are two well-known voice actors Moscow);
- in the midst of economic turmoil triggered by the bankruptcy of Lehman Brothers, the cold clarity of Berlusconi imposes itself as an authoritative global beacon of financial policy . After an intensive interview, George W. Bush (played by a very valuable Christian De Sica) is convinced and, under the proud eyes of Berlusconi, order the immediate appropriation of zillion dollars in aid to banks;
- suffering from a delusion of omnipotence, worthy of Al Pacino in Scarface, Berlusconi issued a series of press conferences where hallucinatory extols the achievements of his government accompanied with delirious satisfaction surveys (68.4%), newspapers attacking the Communists and telling dirty jokes. With the same grace of a surreal films of Charlie Chaplin, the silent audience of journalists approve.

Epilogue

Following the screening, it seems that most of these will be looked at each other in an eerie silence, gripped by a light, soothed and elusive feeling of deja vu .

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A touch screen will save us all

After the incredible success on the market for the new LG "Islam friendly" with a compass for the direction of Mecca, audible alarm for the time of prayer and other theoretical and technological amenities, come forward urgently the demands of other ecclesiastical institutions, concerned about losing the train of technology as a last resort to revive the slumbering faith of hedonistic Western . Following a brief telephone conversation between Pope Ratzinger and Megan Gale are ready a stunning series of new proposals phone with a religious background who are seeking to unite in harmony with the sacred profane.



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To maintain awareness in order, Wind offers an advantageous rate: 200 free SMS per day to the number of the Bishop of the Diocese of membership and unlimited free calls to the number of the parish priest of the country. Confession and absolution phone has already become a must in small towns in central and southern Italy, with little inconvenience to find elders with their cell phone in hand, kneeling on the sidewalk or at the supermarket to recite the Ave Maria. Launch campaign, as usual, entrusted to the hilarious Aldo, Giovanni and Giacomo, who, dressed as altar boys , baste their hilarious gags with a strict mother superior, played by Patrick D'Addario . In the first spot a banana peel, placed surreptitiously by entertaining trio, results in the fall of the clownish religious busty parish in the doorway, which comment on the incident with the witty joke "but jokes that as a priest!" . Belly laughs guaranteed.


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presented to the press at the recent Meeting of Rimini, the extraordinary Communion and Liberation Nokia promises to depopulate among young Catholics, reconciling the demands of modern social with the precepts of the Catholic Church. Approved by the Secretary Bertone (which owns an exclusive model in the form of host: thin, lightweight and you can hold under the tongue ), the innovative mobile allows the measurement of basal body temperature and is set for the statistical calculation of fertility with Ogino-Knauss method, including instant pregnancy test. The budget also includes an extensive library of ringtones (the most popular seems to be the ratio of monozygotic twins "The Lord is great, the Lord is good") and backgrounds (the popular seems to be that of Lorena Bianchetti that makes the split), in addition to extremely useful function "Mother always green" that automatically counts the balls of the rosary every lap of the Joyful Mysteries 10 Ave Maria (?).


Samsung Byzantium
The last great product of the Korean house has telephone keypad keys made mosaics of Ravenna, smells of incense and has a long white beard false instead of battery . Available in Gold Icon of St. Gregory, Hermitage Green jubilation or Black Sea, is the preferred by the Russian patriarch Kirill. Affordable price to meet the poor rural population, can be enhanced by a series of sober accessories very much in vogue among the Soviet oligarchs. Roman Abramovich keeps him hanging by a string of pearls and marten fur that allows him to sway his neck and spread like a smell of incense censer in the parish, while Oleg Deripaska owns the model "San Basilio" with speakers and alarm that plays 1000W the tolling of the bells of the famous cathedral in Moscow, with the same sound power. More austere Sharapova tennis player: his phone is set in a monstrance in gold and emeralds and kept in balance on the head to improve posture. Thanks to the powerful xenon led, the effect of "mystical orb of light" is assured.


Apple Eternal Sunshine
House of Cupertino was meant mainly to the internal market by entering the range model tailored to the exuberant's Christians overseas. Less gray in the European version, the phone with Steve Jobs allows you to interact with holograms cartoonizzati of biblical characters to life size, learning life and work fun. Already hugely popular option that allows you to sing a duet "I Got Rhythm" by Gershwin along with Jesus Christ designed by Pixar. It seems that most customers use it as a paperweight.


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After the fees paid to any attempt to call a pre-recorded voice denies the existence of your mobile phone and network in general, hanging up with a loud raspberry.

For atheists, agnostics and uncaring in general ideologized proposals have emerged: the virilissimo Motorola Little Black Face , available with stainless steel frame in the only shade Black Littorio and shaped in the form of brass knuckles, daring the Sony Ericsson Padanian Dream Dictionary with insults to blacks in 200 different Veneto dialect and powerful beacon to divert the routes of the barges to Malta , the exciting Nokia Gay Predator detector with homosexuals and spear.
Interesting government incentives for those who buy all three phones together.

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Saya Church

"I'm just slander! The hat eagle is not applicable, but an innocent baccaccia hooked, and on the arm there is no black sun: a Maori symbol and plays the goddess of fertility. And then, sorry, but undeniably a black tie is good on everything! "

So argues the founder of the new MSI Gaetano Saya, from the accusations made by the usual pretentious newspapers left, disturbed by the presentation of the new Italian National Guard, the "round black who contend with " guards Po " to the last extra on the road.
The first to pick up the bill were a group of Sri Lankan engineers scattered around the perimeter of the Milan Fair and stopped in turn by a round green and black: the first, composed of retired Bergamo failed to communicate with the exchange of police, because of the real handicap to speak only in Bergamo dialect close, very similar to the onomatopoeic sound of polenta into boiling . The latter, a handful of pimply high school, after being entertained for a good quarter of an hour in a battle between the Romans and gestures of greetings Po manhood with fellow members of the League, the police reported the suspected presence of a group of immigrants coming from cingana , getting a sound from the receptionist pernecchia Sardinian followed by an indolent bossa nova that has kept them busy waiting until the end of turn.

But the challenge to the primacy of security is colored with dyes unexpected new enough to force the Benetton to expand the color range of the shirts for sale.


red shirts are the response of the left and right-wing rival to the traditional squad have set themselves the objective of protecting immigrants from the ferocity of pensioners and cassintegrati. Born in a moment of momentum of the three leading-edge futurist Ferrero-Vendola- Diliberto, claiming the unity of purpose of Italian communism, without giving up the dialectic and the internal debate at the same end , glorious pastime came to the right in the hall of fame board games, along with the monopolies and the morra China. During their first release on the outskirts of Prato, at around 21, the "Patrol Rainbow was first focused on ways of training (the hard-core supporters of the single file, vendoliani for the couples holding hands model primary schools, while the model strongly Diliberto consilgiava "wolf pack") then come to the inevitable pain of a split decision . Around 23 there were 37 teams Rainbow, of which 5 are already dispersed, each of which claimed the primacy of joint representation of the big Chinese community, which, in response, defended himself with repeated firing of clouds of shrimp and brandy roses.

blue shirts with polka dots
Because of the crisis, thousands of brokers and hundreds of young entrepreneurs Mediolanum went bust thanks to the investments offered by the same broker Mediolanum, joined against the communist threat at the gates of the Italian borders. As you know, the horde of carers in Eastern Europe continues to ensnare the Arzilli elderly Italians, compelling them to vote for the PD and the PDL preventing overcome the fateful threshold of 45%, a result which would allow all members to double the stamp and the much-coveted conquest of one of the fantastic prizes from the premier himself, including: a birthday party at a restaurant of your choice Casoria, with photo retouched by Alfonso Signorini, a collection of lewd amateur porn movies starring Veronica Lario and Massimo Cacciari, a free transfer from home to work on a state aircraft, a cuckoo to choose one of the many heads of state G8 Aquila.

shirtless
Cappeggiati by Fabrizio Corona, the teams of "shirtless" allow thousands of former recycle tronista unemployed, thus avoiding a disastrous bloodbath in the crowded cast of Mediaset. Completely without hair, sprinkled with the usual cod-liver oil, which is essential to give quell'allure macho and languid at the same time, it seems to be the best deterrent to petty crime. The unbearable stench that anticipates them miles away, broken and disjointed all'incedere united in their intentions, which should give an image to glossy cover, but for most of them only makes them seem paraplegics, remove the evil intentions of the unfortunate even more determined.

Shirts veiled
As for the "shirtless" , their formation was strongly favored by the Attorney General need for public policy: the end of the television season, thousands of young girls are ambitious and arrogant find themselves without their dose of quortidiana bickering, insults and controversy, becoming more dangerous than a group of heroin addicts in the desert. According to estimates by the Interior Ministry, the fight against crime would be sufficient for a device to vent the natural aggression young sgallettate , however, seems to have been sighted at the first exit contend an illegal immigrant from Nigeria, taken immediately to the situation and forced coercively tronista courting each of the girls singing a Neapolitan song neomelodica head.

blue shirts
teams are made up of Fiat cassintegrati dealing mainly with the safety of the car park of the major Italian cities. In groups of 4, shall clamped in the running for free public parking coupons complete, change filters and replacement tires. Being the only patrols useful to society, were promptly suppressed the violence by an edict of Minister Maroni , excommunicated by the Pope and opposed by public opinion because their uniforms are dirty oil.

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Sodom and Gomorrah

Why would not distract the Italian judiciary his grim look on insignificant events Bolshevik economic policies of Prime Minister and does not focus on more important criminal case since the investigation Telekom Serbia?
Why in that category of mentally retarded does not focus its efforts in finding the culprit?
Why there must be a culprit! Somebody must have the diabolical plot masterminded which will lead the Premier divorce lawyer. There must be a rational explanation why "the man who should not ever ask" declined to ask.
Joint Explanatory information to Interpol, Mossad, MI6 and Libero are trying to shed light on darkness each other, following several lines of investigation.


Philo Marxist-Leninist

is now the most reliable track. It seems, in fact, that the "lady" has publicly expressed pro-communist leanings of such magnitude as to raise concerns an extreme case: was recently spotted the usual Tapperware meeting on Thursday with the same dress in the previous week , causing dismay among the ladies.
Only the prompt intervention of a round valley has prevented the lynching hypnotize wealthy executioners with the chorus of Beautiful markings.
Suspicions were confirmed by the Confessions of a Free service to two former Filipino Macherio: "Mrs." turns to walk home naked, eat regular canned tuna, has a felted sweater and Peruvian by Young was driving a red R4. It also seems that shady filthy trade unionists and intellectuals to compel the esoteric rituals in which they are retrieved from beyond known exponents of the communist parties extinct: the full moon is usually wandering around the corridors of the villa's ghost Cossutta, in riot gear and with the cap from the Cuban revolutionary ; increasingly rare appearances of Occhetto Pecoraro Scanio and shepherd's Maremma. Much more frequently seen the ghost of Massimo Cacciari.


Philo Lebanese

authoritative source (the holder of a kebabberia in Corso Buenos Aires interviewed by Free ) indicate the "lady" the junction point between Islamic terrorism and pret a porter Milan .
seems, in fact, that the collection of used clothing in the fashion district is a major source of financing Hezbollah in Lebanon.
The track has gained a lot of credibility after a video appeared on YouTube showing the training of an extremist suicide bombers in leopard print Dolce & Gabbana pants, the most careful, however, have noted in the face of the soldier a certain resemblance to Victor Felts , while the military appears very similar to the stairs of the drafting of Free.


Philo tronista

authoritative sources ( an anonymous note on a piece of paper from racccolto Vittori Felt on the pavement of Piazza San Babila ) reveal the background of hot erotic stories between the lascivious "lady" and tronista of the De Maria Filippi .
It seems that in return for repeated sexual performance, "Mrs." is paving the way for the Syndicate tronista together "for the conquest of Mediaset.
the gym-boys have already been promised the key posts of the new shareholder structure post divorce Saints Constantine replace Licheri as judge at Forum, uttering the sentences during a striptease to the beat of techno music, while Daniele Interrante ensure continuity of editorial presenting the Channel 4 Beautiful the same evening gown that made it famous Emanuela Folliero.


Philo Camorra

According to authoritative sources (such Gennaro Colasuonno, double official Mariano Apicella, during a conversation at the bar collected randomly from the Deputy Director of Free Comparison ) the Casalesi in cahoots with Roberto Saviano would convince the "lady" to divorce in exchange for a share of protagonist in the film based on the new book of the same Saviano "Sodom" , life story of a 'handsome eighteen (Lario) during his birthday falls in love with a charming, but stocky, boss of the Camorra (Nino D'Angelo).
The treacherous wife (Cher) is opposed to the culmination of this impossible love, to the summit of poignant final scenes set in the Acerra incinerator .
With the overwhelming first blockbuster "Made in Casal di Principe" the "lady" hopes to realize his dream teen, hidden but never vanished, to conquer an Oscar for his career and marry Woody Allen.


Philo-astrological forecast

According to authoritative sources (Branko the well-known astrologer, appearing spontaneously in the establishment of the Free spells threatening if not heard ) the simultaneous coexistence of several factors such as low pressure atmospheric, Mars-Venus alignment and extraction scope 14-54 on the wheel of Venice, caused a disastrous influence on the minds plagiabili women, enough to make the "lady" irresistible impulse towards a divorce, in the hope that the conditions cosmic do best cellulite disappear.


Philo Tafazzi

According to sources despicable ('s lawyer Veronica Lario in an interview published in all newspapers, except Free ) the reason for the divorce seems to be attributable to the fact that the "lady" , after years of pure self-harm, she realized that her husband is a deadly tritacoglioni.

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A steak will bury us

Small Note: Stay tuned because soon released a new video of the legendary saga of poor Frankie (the one born the year last year, not this year ...)

The Prime Minister is puzzled: how did he end up in the mouth of someone like Obama Marchionne ?
no screams, no yells, no horns and raspberries. Ride is nice and short.
not even tell a joke on the boards.
international meetings does not behave like a pedant entertainer constantly asking diners if they want to play with him.
He has a villa in Sardinia and it seems not even want it. Does not dress like a gangster pockmarked 30s. Does not undermine the girls thinking they have yet twenty.
short, is not Italian.
Concerns doubled since an usher at Palazzo Chigi told Berlusconi that Marchionne was CEO of Fiat, a company that did not know existed, and because it was unaware of the existence of Turin (usually falls asleep during visits and never know where it leads), or because of a sinister ploy Teutonic technology manufacturers for which Audi A8 from the inside of his door, you see all the cars Audi brand and all the signs written in German.

During the Cabinet meeting immediately to decide how to allocate the credit to the Government of Chrysler, Gianni Letta has convinced the prime minister struggled the Audi is not the only carmaker in the world , but there are dozens of manufacturers, including Italian, compete with each other.

After clarifying the meaning of the premier competition (thought to be synonymous with the lottery) in a few minutes had been prepared to turn to a press pack for the early national news broadcast:

"Mr Berlusconi is said to deeply satisfied with the outcome of the negotiations conducted personally by the President Obama, achieved thanks to the experience of its past on the lines of the Mirafiori workers (see Annex 1 in the photo of Berlusconi and Confalonieri singing Rhythm editor goalkeeper) and his many past competitions that saw him triumph as a young man in circuits around the world (see Annex 2 in the photo of 1982 Monte Carlo with Berlusconi on board the Ferrari sponsored by Channel 5 and Confalonieri involved in the tire change pit stop along with Rainier of Monaco, Grace Kelly and Rockefeller puppet). Premier encourages all Italians to follow his example and buy Italian cars to promote the Italian industry and Italian grandeur for all the joy italianity (see Annex 3 to the next premier of its fleet of Fiat A8) . In honor of the Agreement, the G8 will take place in a Panda. "


A Berlusconi, however, some points remain rather nebulous:
like a 5000cc V8 to enter the hood of a point? The
500 for U.S. will be sold with bull horns on the hood and interior pony?
If you arrive at a Panda McDrive you make it to the cashier?

At the end of the board, was set up a task force composed by the brilliant duo Capezzone-Gasparri with the task of finding an industrial agreement Italy-America by the media to obscure that of Fiat and restore the right perspective so that it comes out of the crisis if nothing had happened or, at best, responding with evasive statements diversionary (copy Tremonti by Lucia Annunziata, the question of "the crisis is being fought with the national debt? "replied" no thanks. I have to pee ").


After an excited round of phone calls between the Italian government and U.S. (without interpreter), the Minister Sacconi was pleased to announce the brilliant results of the executive: the close agreement CAI-Airports in Arkansas that will absorb part of Alitalia redundancies in small-scale American dispersed in the prairies. With the support of the unions, the ground crew will enjoy the benefits of regular employees will be accompanied Italian and every morning at work by a shuttle bus Fiumicino-Little Rock, and return in the evening. The driver will be paid to the operator. Every 300 Alitalia frequent flyer miles will have a free steak of bison and a hat in Sioux vinyl.


The extraordinary agreement Mediaset-ABC will instead integrate the boundless wealth of know-how of the two major television broadcasters private. In particular his Mediaset will bring a decade of experience in telesales: Mastrota George, Mark and Patricia Predolin Rossetti held an advanced technique of tele-shopping for all the hosts of ABC, with the possibility of following prestigious master "Pots and exercise bikes," "Latex mattresses" and "Chef Tony's knives."
Mediaset retransmit live via satellite all its prestigious television programs, with the exception of "Forum", as the American version of "Class Action" is considered the greatest impact: the defendants are at least 200 and usually menano.


To allow greater public understanding of the Yankees, all drivers wear a cowboy hat and take an attractive Italian-American slang, shamelessly copied by Heather Parisi and interspersed with thumbs up and winks.
Given the obvious language difficulties, the contestants of Big Brother will be voiced by comedians Bagaglino in order to prevent their guttural sounds to be mistaken for a documentary on the australopithecines.

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My home playing the rock

eyes on the plane home. cornered by the vetoes of the superintendent, city councils and manufacturers of fixtures, Silvio Berlusconi is intervened at the last minute to save the face of the government by the latest mess of its able people: the stainless-Capezzone couple Gasparri, in fact, interpreting the words literally Plan "home" , had immediately turned to book tens of thousands of Steinway pianos to be distributed to all Italians, along with new and valuable Dollar -converter (very useful to speculate on the dollar and allow many elderly investors to buy an insurance company or a merchant bank in prices of outputs ; the bowling of Lodi has already taken possession of its new headquarters, a skyscraper on Madison Avenue , sprinkling sand all 83 plans and putting the straw chairs outside the main entrance, spending the days to comment on the passing New Yorkers).
Since the cost will be covered by the resources of the cuts to the school, the Premier has devised a diabolical plan to turn in her media for the tragic fate of the transfer market. For every single teacher will be provided as one of the fabulous grand pianos, very useful for removing that annoying gray patina of academic-Bolshevik ancestrally that grips the public school teachers. After a quick refresher course taught by Jerry Calà, accompany all teachers teaching with lighthearted choruses from "Look how rocking" and "Crocodile Rock" . The ladies, however, can show what lessons lie down on the piano with dress and long gloves to the Guild, accompanied by a pianist of color in frack provided free by the Center for Identification and Expulsion closer.
The result is the polls that give the government a rating of 110%, thanks to membership of the French and German mothers who have requested registration of their children to public school Italian. In terms purely construction, rejected the amendment in the case of Lefebvre that allows control of the police to deny the evidence of widening abuse.
also shelved Madoff the award, which would have required manufacturers to sell the same apartment for a minimum of 3 different families.
Not at all.
The House plan focuses on strict measures and pragmatic, oriented to economic development and the protection of the territory.
Notwithstanding the Plan will permit an expansion of 20% along any director space up to a maximum of 10 cm from the walls of nearby , or the purchase of 20% of a house of another choice. In the case of the elderly purchase will be concluded by paying a fee to the pensioner in stamps Esselunga is warranted nutrition and hydration for up to two years after the death.
If the extension affects the bathroom of his neighbor, the buyer is obliged to always close the door and pull the water. confirmed by a large majority clause imposed by the Northern League, which provides that houses owned by non-regular can be extended only with adobe, straw and reeds . Waiver for tents Gaddafi-style, indicate that the trendsetters of the must-have ' Freedom Summer 2009.
After a long confrontation with environmental groups, will be granted the demolition and reconstruction with a 30% increase in airspace only if the new building will be built in marzipan, and eaten during the annual country fair from a flock of voracious obese children . Alternatively, the structure will meet the aesthetic standards set by the special Commission chaired by Fefè Garganullo , palazzinari Naples is famous for its daring buildings scattered the beautiful country and which have become law in the prestigious General Catalogue of bad stuff (Baget Bozzo editions), among the notable works are reminiscent of the alpine resort beech barrels reproduction of the Colosseum and the Villa Capri in the form of Sicilian Cassata.
The aesthetic model of reference of the Committee will Gardaland, the only project of urban planning really made the 50s to today.
already accepted several requests for the renovation of older Brianza Assyrian-Babylonian style of his own family house. The owners realize that an Egyptian pyramid on the ashes of their homes, will be provided nutrition and hydration even in case of premature burial in the living-morgue. (It seems that the entry is opened only at the summer solstice, when a ray of light hits the statue of Padre Pio rests on top of the building).
Incentives and rebates on VAT to those who will install quickly and canoes in fiberglass. Fixed the long standing problem at the root of the energy savings with the project "Case removable covers" , wool for winter and cool cotton for summer.

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A pile of ass is worth a mass

"A Shepherd has a moral obligation to guide their flock. And to recover the sheep along the way smarritesi steep and tiring, which leads to redemption " . With this brief note of the Vatican state segretatrio to let it be known that the Pontiff will undertake a massive campaign of reunification of all fringe separatist around the world.
After the lifting of the excommunication of Lefebvre, the Pope is ready to recovery operations to bring extreme dissidents under the dome of St. Peter, finally driving away the suspicion of political pressure on Israel.

The first to be identified are "Friars Caciucchiani" , excommunicated by Pope Paul VI as followers of the sect of Caciucco Liguria. With impunity for years have preached the powerful qualities of sexual vigor own dishes from Genoa, convincing their followers to pagan and esoteric practices of ablution sprinkling of gravy on his hands and groin. deny the existence of the sea in Genoa preach and put into the audience, but only three quarters, talking with his eyes fixed on the first column of the right aisle. The Vatican announced that it will withdraw the excommunication provided it is replaced with a more prosaic caciucco chicken broth.

The two priests veloxiani , excommunicated in 1991 for speeding, will be readmitted only after the test dell'etilometro. They deny the existence of the highway code and act accordingly: parking in the fourth row, overtaking on the right, immoderate speed, horns. Traffic stopped several times since they have publicly stated that there are no reliable scientific evidence demonstrating the existence of a particular standard automotive Italy, than that of the strongest . Issued before the evidence, the two founded a chain of driving schools where their followers can attain the coveted license Veloxiana: with the signing of counterfeit St. Christopher, guarantees impunity total urban and rural road, protect the tutor and smells of incense. During the past Angelus, the Pope has expressed a willingness to withdraw the excommunication provided the Veloxiani taught to ride with folded hands as a sign of trust in providence.

more difficult reconciliation with the schismatic Left Critique , an offshoot of the extremist Left Critique, so extreme as to take the circumnavigation of the globe to find political and religious fanaticism of the right type Giuliano "Little Miss Sunshine " Ferrara . Dresses weds Savonarola, roam the capital calling passers-by with endless tirades that link to denial of the existence of the Italian left. Given the obviousness of the thesis and the harmless nature, the Holy See has opted for a path of reintegration which brings this flock of wretches to their original political position. Moving from right to left, taking a trip of atonement through the group of Italian politics: they will be squads of Forza Nuova, people to vote for Storace, coroner of Umberto Bossi, for AN pianists, guitarists for Forza Italy, personal trainer of crap to Rutelli , former chefs at Unity Day, to directors of Liberation riatomizzarsi to the abyss of the Italian Left and lost in a sort of catharsis, existential provincial section.

other side are the hot 4 bishops Minimalists who reject the concept of poor etiquette and provincial expressed by Vatican II: preach putting in perfect Oxford English, offering canapés to the guests , apply Feng Shoi in the arrangement of the pews, just get the result of creating confusion and seizures in elderly people more suggestible. Ambient music, yoga, acupuncture and controlled breathing to teach the faithful, furniture teak, glass and brushed steel for the church. € 80 for ten entrances to the religious functions of 21.00 and 60 for those in the lunch break. deny the existence of the vest. will be readmitted on condition of focusing all their points catechesis on the fight blacks.

completely different optimism the famous sweetened Believers, religious brotherhood of Boy Scouts and CL of high social class and age inferore to 30 who deny the existence of any historical tragedy starting from the simple assumption that the their mom is good. Supported by Antonio Socci and Sister Paola , Are exerting themselves in the refutation of many falsehoods spread by Communists to convince the public that god is bad: Mussolini sent people on holiday to internal exile, and in fact they were born the first villages, Pinochet led the people to the stadium only for let him see the games for free, Hurricane Katrina is a new attraction Big Ben, the last 15 years the Italian government are just one endless hilarious episode Drive In . With profound wisdom, the Vatican has proposed to reopen the Brotherhood only so long as you removed the word "hilarious."

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rotation in the space of a fool: or, Tricolor more banana in the continuity of idiocy pneumatic


As you know, the Italian right is actually an avant-garde abstract . How else to describe the 'Abstract Expressionism Umberto Bossi or suggestions Dada Capezzone that however it always seems to turn a urinal? . The last gasp of nonsense gives it an evergreen Italian, Maurizio Gasparri, who has gathered around him an enviable collection of eminent political figures (from Bambi to Borghezio) to spread the principles of the manifesto of Berlusconi government. Loosely inspired by the Futurist Manifesto, the "Manifesto of the Reconstruction Gasparian Universe" has set itself the ambitious goal of leading politicians of the PDL in the hyperspace of idiocy.
Interviewed about the alleged resemblance to the manifesto of Marinetti, Gasparri said after a few minutes of reflection with a cryptic "Embee?" , then allow to recognize the aesthetic values \u200b\u200bof the Futurist movement, already experiencing years: sudden spiral rotation on itself, widespread use of free words (widely used zang, pof, tan tan and bling), facial expressions at the same time plastic and kinetic (although apparently the faces may look a fool, many historians agree in defining a neologism effective: "the fool of a fool"). Here is the exclusive
the full text.

1. Vacuum tire is the cornerstone of our government . We want to make our bastion of mediocrity, the horns of our trademark and our soprattacchi divided.
2. We want to urinate on the institutions and festering tell a dirty joke . With the fetid Constitution, statist old stuff, we'll bold airplanes or kinetic sucked balls of paper to launch in the neckline of popputissime modernist colleagues.
3. We want the political be extravagant with ardor, splendor and magnificence daring, do blissfully cocks his , especially if MEP.
4. We want to dance the joy of prattle , the wrong phrase at the wrong time, that's bullshit with a smile on the lips, wink, of glitter and sequins. We
5. want to sing the power of gesture umbrella , virility of burp , the pleasure of a well-aimed kick in the ass. Why should we reach out just when the middle finger? With the palm fondles the kitten with his fist and extends the Maghreb!
6. We want to act in the most irrational possible, it is permissible to ask, if we should respond.
7. We want to mix the sacred and the profane as an episode of The Thorn Birds, enhance the spiritual contradictions between Dallas and Dynasty, Sue Ellen and Sister Germana, Mary and Patty Amber, Sbirulino and Samantha Fox.
8. We want to collect and show off the raspberries Paraculo : in America to be anti-Soviet and anti-American in Russia, with the cardinals baciapile eater and if necessary, anti-anti-pandoro in Milan and Verona Panettone.
9. We already live in the eternal, omnipresent speed, in the evocative rhythms of modernity, the avant-garde in the vibrant pulse dirigiste . Although we do not know what it means .
10. There is beauty, if not well done in a shed . A warehouse, with its gleaming prefabricated panels, with its soaring flat roof, with his master of explosive, abusive launched a shed at breakneck speed on the same plane of Treviso is more beautiful than the Victory of Samothrace (though we do not know what) .
11. We affirm that the world's magnificence has been enriched by a new beauty : the beauty of Mediaset . A program mediaset, with his ass sculettanti, with his dogs abandoned by his security emergency, with its centrifugal gossip, a Mediaset news program that runs nell'iperetere of DTT is more beautiful Michela Vittoria Brambilla's (that we know who it is).
12. We believe in fitness , world's only hygiene.
13. We want to sing the songs of apicella and virility of sauces . We want to glorify the remote extension biomechanics of the hand, and the SUV, biomechanical penis extension . We want to enhance the franchise store, the arrogance of the strong chin, the soaring deficit futurist, Pamela Prati Bagaglino, rigatoni and false accounting, the grandstand at the stadium, the illegal villa in Sardinia, televoting and carry extreme .
14. In short, we want to do what we want and fuck you.
    

At the end of writing it seems obvious that the components of the movement are left to go to the usual plastic balls (dances similar to those uncoordinated improvised during the fall of government), accompanied by the onomatopoeic sounds of modernity (in general the usual phrases unstructured Gasparri for confidential interviews with 20 of TG1, most often made from the armpit farts ). Fabulous festive event of the Left Critique, Lucia Annunziata was around dressed as a red wedge representing Soviet Suprematism, criticizing each course buffet with grim expression.

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Angelino Pane e Vino

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"We do not want to delete the interceptions. We want to turn them into a useful, handy and cheap, like a drill batteries Lidl gloss Minister Angelino Alfano the inauguration of the judicial year. Totally repulsive to each observation of judges and magistrates, as any good glass cleaning product that meets the government to step in advancing panzer to justice reform, just starting to be a hot topic for wire-tapping. The well-informed
have released the first draft of the revolutionary reform that will change the delicate relationship with the Italian justice Colpo Grosso changed as much as the relationship with the second show on tv.


The key point is the sacrosanct than the intercept in the form of the presumption of innocence .
must avoid a police onanists sfoghino their sexual perversion in pure voyeurism, listening to the hot issues of privacy of those intercepted. Therefore, a censorship committee strongly supported by and presided over by Cardinal Bagnasco Tinto Brass evaluate the intercepts on singers, tronista, members of the Savoy family and other fallen kings, eliminating the steps previously more gory and morbid and malicious allowing the publication of the rest, thanks to an agreement between the Ministry of ' Interior and the weekly About .
censored parts will complement the script of the new drama directed by Tinto Rai national history and patina of eroticism that will agree sweetened critical, public and cardinals: "Angelino" .
Loosely inspired by the true story of the Minister Alfano, a shepherd in the vicisittudini Lucania of the 50's starred in a series of Marian apparitions (to satisfy the wing of the Supervisory Board PD Rai, Maria will be voiced by Margherita Hack ) that will save him from the erotic fantasies to a busty teacher only played by Deborah Honeysuckle (for Villari will satisfy voiced by Rosa Russo Jervolino).
To justify the fee of € 107.50 will be covered a veiled area of \u200b\u200bpublic service, where, in one of his appearances, Maria bambiniello to provide clear and straightforward explanations on the most controversial aspects of the reform of justice, the separation of careers obligatory prosecution.


For all offenses other than sexual, and therefore ignored by the public, the interceptors will be warned in advance of the survey and asked them to restrict telephone calls only to issues concerning the grounds for suspicion. This will reduce the time to intercept with a consequent reduction in costs to the State .

Berlusconi also said he was outraged by the waste of public money and has proposed to integrate the service with a series of initiatives by the lens ambivalent return of some of the costs and make it more pleasing to the investigation intercepted.
With the support of the call Media center Shopping , the police will be freed from the onerous task of interceptions (they will be shipped to supermarket checkouts to help the old to crawl the respective blank card) and replaced by professional operators in the innovative project "friendly ear" : a warm and reassuring voice will be included in the intercepted conversations by providing valuable advice on the emotional life, domestic economy, weather and traffic on the highway, censurerà advance vulgarity and insults with a delicate pernacchietta and will provide a simultaneous translation of the most incomprehensible dialects , especially in the interception of crime organized. A free
psychological support to all victims of the judiciary nosy, but above all an opportunity to do good business: each time the intercepted signal will be contacted for joining a must-purchase proposal to insane prices, such as a potato peeler battery , the electric blanket or a subscription for a branded Italy thousands of ringtones stinking with cats who sing in falsetto .


is already thinking of extending the new approach justice to other fields of public administration, always with the aim of protecting the citizen from the intrusiveness of the state. In
health no longer permitted clinical carpet but only justified as a result of "serious indications of disease .
In order to avoid waste of public money, the patient must prove that they are ill to have access to medical tests such as CT, X-rays, etc.. Consultations
fortune tellers and soothsayers will be covered as skilled certificates of illness.
In school, however, the poor students continually harassed by the Bolshevik clumsy forefinger of teachers with a flannel skirt will be protected in accordance with the "presumption of wisdom" .
The teachers will have class assignments and questions only when there "serious evidence of ignorance ". His nose, poor personal hygiene and apathy in the face of any substantial argument will not be considered as "serious evidence" but as physiological aspects of health by encouraging and stimulating, including electrocution.
During the delivery of the report cards with preprinted 8, where the request for clarification from parents, a ministerial circular provides guidance on the standard phrase that teachers should use: "forgive the proceedings to the will of God, Amen" .

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Mark Regev, spokesman for Israeli Prime Minister, has reassured the international institutions and public opinion: "weapons used by Israel are accepted by international law" .

frankly I feel heartened. In recent days, in fact, I had the unpleasant sensation, and very quickly cauterized by passing fresh statement of our Minister Frattini, that Israel was using "weapons used by the UN's democracies." And indeed I saw in the faces of Palestinians torn some comfort in knowing that he had lost a limb due to a bomb constructed in a workmanlike manner, comply with safety regulations, without the annoying CFCs damage the ozone and made without exploiting children in China.
's the little pleasures of life, as long as you do.

Human Rights Watch urges, and denounces the use of the infamous White Phosphorus . Israel responds angrily that powder Dash . And Hamas counters pointing to the reckless firing of Qassam rockets on Israeli border. The Hamas leader, fled to Lebanon to heroically balances , contend that they are not missiles but "the heads of San Gennaro" evolved version of the best known and pyrotechnic "trunk" used for the urban guerrilla's Eve in Naples, approved by the Vatican hierarchy and widely accepted by Western democracies as "an expression of mystical fervor of the people." The Mossad is investigating the smuggling, it seems that the Casalesi espatrino them through a sewer connection Castel Volturno -Beirut.
Thanks to my usual informant at the Pentagon (the multilingual parrot and Onan) I managed to steal the secret list of weapons accepted by the UN, personal style of George W. Bush during a rodeo in Dallas with the help of eminent personalities, internationally recognized for their commitment to peace and solidarity as Mobutu, Bocassa, Karadzic, Kim Jong Il and the acquired nephew of Pol Pot

excluded by the Troika Gentilini, the mayor has expressed deep disappointment, however, by submitting to the Security Council to accept its proposal to list even halberds, maces spikes, logs cables, Dolmen and Menhir .

Well, it seems that the principles of "International Guidelines for the Regulation of the peaceful use of weapons" are inspired by the highest ethical and humanitarian concepts.

weapons, in fact, must necessarily eliminate the target without causing collateral damage to public facilities, particularly if the historical and artistic value.
legislation, for example, pins wet-nurse, bananas, ballpoint pens and double-sided tape. Accepted only if the pens with high speed, paving stones for the public stoning if not removed from road surfaces and protected by UNESCO, by popular demand, chairs and stools made of solid wood.

Excluding all forms of torture in its entirety, except when practiced by the Jesuits. Mediaset Some programs at risk.

Obviously the list drawn up by the United States has not been signed by the United States , who reserve the right to bring democracy to hitting the targets with weapons carefully selected on the basis of the economy, currently, given the huge deficit sector automobile, it is thought to destroy the missile sites Palestinians, launching dozens of Chevrolet SUV with deadly 20-inch wheels and leather upholstery.

For Afghanistan, however, will use an old trick of the Federal Reserve to keep interest rates high: tons of treasury bonds (and shares of Lehman Brothers) will be passed on to the lairs of the Taliban, in such quantities as buried alive.

The current overproduction of treadmill and tomato paste are hopeful they could be used in the war against Iran. Cautious

the Holy See, which emphasizes the historical importance of promptly some arms in the process of evangelization of peoples , weapons consecrated by the Lord for the sacred cause of proselytizing to the bitter end. With a note of the Pontifical Council for the Pacifica Conversion , the Vatican made it known you want to include in the list a hair shirt, the table drive and the future , as instruments for the reunification of man with its metaphysical dimension. Geneva reply promptly to include only the first two, since the third is clearly cruel and sadistic .

Stages forced to approve the amendments and the final round. From rumors seem to be including the machete, but only when used in Rwanda, the uranium depleted, only if used in Bosnia and Poland, only if used in the Sushi Bar (the latter issue has arrived in Switzerland by pipeline).