"a black man struggle for peace is like a Chinese fight against undeclared work or Milanese fight against tax evasion Something I do not back tax ... " puzzled Berlusconi confessed to a trust Bonaiuti, after the unexpected disappointment the theft of the Nobel Prize for Peace . sure he bought the votes of jurors erotomania, thanks to a clever move Capezzone, who disguised as a priest managed to penetrate the headquarters of the Royal Academy with a handful of escort in monk's habit, he can not give peace, concerned about new attacks by the only real opposition in the country: foreign newspapers (the director of British "Mickey" is the favorite in the primaries of the Democratic Party , thanks to the biting satire of Italian Prime Minister, portrayed as Scrooge McDuck fat, bald and heels, the star of comics as "Grandma Duck against Bari hoes," "Grandma Duck kitchen with Clio Napolitano and" Grandma Duck Ciccio against Mario Borghezio " ).
To reconnect the threads of a liaison now deteriorated, the Knight presented in Strasbourg, by the mouth of astatine Tajani a proposal for reform of the prestigious Swedish in the direction of a need rejuvenation from the smoky patina of bigotry Nordic influence the choices of the jurors, absurdly ignoring the specific gravity of the Italian genius. To facilitate the company for talent the beautiful country, it is proposed to insert new categories, more fresh and cheeky , particularly suited to defuse the current economic situation.
Nobel Prize Figa
Berlusconi has already submitted an application defines himself as "a tireless promoter of the only real engine of Italian society, from all forms of obscurantism of the left who would deny her pussy for future generations. W her pussy! W Italy! ". The bookmakers gave him up as the favorite, before the scene of Hugh Hefner, Rocco Siffredi and Tinto Brass, with whom he seems to have accepted a direct comparison TV with Rosy Bindi as a mediator. Its trump card might be the brochure "A dirty Italian history" , which will soon be distributed to all families of Europe, which traces four decades of absolute protagonist of pussy in Italy, from the beginnings of Stroke Grosso (apparently also wanted to apply the quotatissimo Umberto Smaila immediately stopped Knight's entourage) to the exceptional sexual performance with D'Addario.
few grumbles from the Vatican hierarchy, but ironically "after all is the other half of the sky" .
Nobel Prize for sobriety Memorial Sandra Milo "
Harsh competition between the premier and Flavio Briatore, who emphasize its leadership in the field promptly introduced a new line of sober fashion accessories, such as glass eye el leopard ' arbre magique leccabile shaped Gregoraci. Conversely Berlusconi has not hesitated to assert his absolute primacy in gallantry with foreign heads of state and appeared in a video on YouTube is having fun in a friendly hilarious jokes Telephone: manual of etiquette for the perfect imitation of Hitler in a summit with Angela Merkel and the Klu Klux Klan disguise during the summit with Obama.
Cup Nobel samples
the football team with the highest number of European Cups will be awarded this special recognition to the spread of sports culture in the world. Coupled with the Nobel Prize Figa, given the importance of praying two aspects of Italian society, will allow the suspension of all criminal trials in progress, which will be transferred to the Presidents Office of the teams relegated to Serie B ( "processes should be made to the bankrupt, not the winners like me! ")
Nobel Economics and Fantasy
In this discipline very crowded (we are all competing candidates Corrida) Berlusconi has teamed with the famous entertainer Giulio Tremonti according to the known pattern of brainstorming who shoots the biggest crap? ". There are two fundamental pillars: the Ruling Pythagoras, suspending the tax returns of all citizens who have only a fifth grade and requires accountants to close budgets by divisions in the column, and the Tax Shield Dixan that allows the return of capital evaders after washing at 30 degrees, delicate program.
The Constitutional Court, under pressure from the Technical Institute 4F Majorana Viterbo, has initiated the preliminary investigation for the evaluation of "total nonsense" standards.
Nobel Prize to Pluralism
Candidacy in tandem with Licio Gelli and Renato Mannheimer for the design of the computer program "Gasparrisoft" already applied to the satisfaction of RAI and Mediaset. The brilliant software schedules of TV listings and news magazine programs, and may choose to invite political leaders at any transmission coupling according to a majority and opposition compatibility innovative algorithm that facilitates the viewer in understanding the content . In front of the jury of the Nobel, Berlusconi has shown prodigious proud results achieved by the software, the opportunity to apply for a copy adult average Italian. After a week of uninterrupted view of the Italian television was asked what he understood of the guinea pig story of the Lodo Alfano. Here is the full transcript:
"a couple of gay, happy for the dazzling economic recovery of Italy, were savagely beaten in an alley President Napolitano in Rome, who in turn asked Berlusconi to € 750 million as compensation for the attack on the police station and the suspension of trials on the Milan fashion shows. Mario Draghi, and Paris Hilton have been photographed on Lake Como and ushered in a nuclear power plant and strongly offended Rosy Bindi, who, in the province of Messina, attended the state funeral of six soldiers killed in Kabul during the protests of factory workers, which, among other things, Opel will not buy because of a contrary opinion of the Constitutional Court of the Hague International G8. Obama is tanned and Belen as well, but has the biggest pair and is contrary to the Lodo Alfano. "
Albert Nobel, from the grave, Thank You.
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