Unheated Rack Of A Broiling Pan

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As you know, the Italian right is actually an avant-garde abstract . How else to describe the 'Abstract Expressionism Umberto Bossi or suggestions Dada Capezzone that however it always seems to turn a urinal? . The last gasp of nonsense gives it an evergreen Italian, Maurizio Gasparri, who has gathered around him an enviable collection of eminent political figures (from Bambi to Borghezio) to spread the principles of the manifesto of Berlusconi government. Loosely inspired by the Futurist Manifesto, the "Manifesto of the Reconstruction Gasparian Universe" has set itself the ambitious goal of leading politicians of the PDL in the hyperspace of idiocy.
Interviewed about the alleged resemblance to the manifesto of Marinetti, Gasparri said after a few minutes of reflection with a cryptic "Embee?" , then allow to recognize the aesthetic values \u200b\u200bof the Futurist movement, already experiencing years: sudden spiral rotation on itself, widespread use of free words (widely used zang, pof, tan tan and bling), facial expressions at the same time plastic and kinetic (although apparently the faces may look a fool, many historians agree in defining a neologism effective: "the fool of a fool"). Here is the exclusive
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1. Vacuum tire is the cornerstone of our government . We want to make our bastion of mediocrity, the horns of our trademark and our soprattacchi divided.
2. We want to urinate on the institutions and festering tell a dirty joke . With the fetid Constitution, statist old stuff, we'll bold airplanes or kinetic sucked balls of paper to launch in the neckline of popputissime modernist colleagues.
3. We want the political be extravagant with ardor, splendor and magnificence daring, do blissfully cocks his , especially if MEP.
4. We want to dance the joy of prattle , the wrong phrase at the wrong time, that's bullshit with a smile on the lips, wink, of glitter and sequins. We
5. want to sing the power of gesture umbrella , virility of burp , the pleasure of a well-aimed kick in the ass. Why should we reach out just when the middle finger? With the palm fondles the kitten with his fist and extends the Maghreb!
6. We want to act in the most irrational possible, it is permissible to ask, if we should respond.
7. We want to mix the sacred and the profane as an episode of The Thorn Birds, enhance the spiritual contradictions between Dallas and Dynasty, Sue Ellen and Sister Germana, Mary and Patty Amber, Sbirulino and Samantha Fox.
8. We want to collect and show off the raspberries Paraculo : in America to be anti-Soviet and anti-American in Russia, with the cardinals baciapile eater and if necessary, anti-anti-pandoro in Milan and Verona Panettone.
9. We already live in the eternal, omnipresent speed, in the evocative rhythms of modernity, the avant-garde in the vibrant pulse dirigiste . Although we do not know what it means .
10. There is beauty, if not well done in a shed . A warehouse, with its gleaming prefabricated panels, with its soaring flat roof, with his master of explosive, abusive launched a shed at breakneck speed on the same plane of Treviso is more beautiful than the Victory of Samothrace (though we do not know what) .
11. We affirm that the world's magnificence has been enriched by a new beauty : the beauty of Mediaset . A program mediaset, with his ass sculettanti, with his dogs abandoned by his security emergency, with its centrifugal gossip, a Mediaset news program that runs nell'iperetere of DTT is more beautiful Michela Vittoria Brambilla's (that we know who it is).
12. We believe in fitness , world's only hygiene.
13. We want to sing the songs of apicella and virility of sauces . We want to glorify the remote extension biomechanics of the hand, and the SUV, biomechanical penis extension . We want to enhance the franchise store, the arrogance of the strong chin, the soaring deficit futurist, Pamela Prati Bagaglino, rigatoni and false accounting, the grandstand at the stadium, the illegal villa in Sardinia, televoting and carry extreme .
14. In short, we want to do what we want and fuck you.
    

At the end of writing it seems obvious that the components of the movement are left to go to the usual plastic balls (dances similar to those uncoordinated improvised during the fall of government), accompanied by the onomatopoeic sounds of modernity (in general the usual phrases unstructured Gasparri for confidential interviews with 20 of TG1, most often made from the armpit farts ). Fabulous festive event of the Left Critique, Lucia Annunziata was around dressed as a red wedge representing Soviet Suprematism, criticizing each course buffet with grim expression.