Seagate Freeagent 465gb

A phone call shortens the life

"Even your neighbor is listening. Tell him to stop! "The new

public service announcement campaign leaves no room for doubt.

The message is clear: we are all bugged.

But by whom? Mothers who spy daughters, daughters who are spying on boyfriends, girlfriends spying uncles, pets, wildlife spying, spying on older carers and vice versa. The domino effect is unstoppable. And no one is more about his business! Since Berlusconi has shown his boogers on TV claiming to be a bug, the public is clamoring to solve the problem of privacy. The government has so diligent
prepared a law specifically to protect the honest and industrious citizens. Some spoilsport communist, probably broken from its negligible masculinity, however, has raised some pathetic pedantry, in line with some absurd foreign impertinent (and definitely gay):

what will happen to the investigations on organized crime?

Translated, from the language of the defeatist left means: what time is it?

After Berlusconi said "10:22", the law was approved and parliamentarians are PDL extract the phone from his pocket, instantly preparing a curtain on the musical notes of "stop telephone" of Lady Gaga, with Santanche in the role of the same.

Frizzi and jokes aside, justice is not in danger; In fact, the decree contains a precise list of actions to be implemented to identify the criminals, even without the contribution of voyeuristic wiretaps.

1. Follow the advice of the grandmother
Like the best sniffer dogs, older people Italians have the extrasensory ability that allows him to identify any criminal at distances of several tens of meters from experience that almost everyone has tested at least once being told "that your friend I do not like. " A decade of experience in fraud and deception in grocery stores and thousands of episodes of Forum have transformed them into a basin unlimited number of law enforcement. Moralists upright, not only repress, educate but to decency. The Home Office plans to unleash an apocalyptic number in all major centers of power: post offices, local markets, bowling alleys, country fairs. Besides the undoubted savings for the ministry, will make unnecessary the last interception, met by their strong and amazing ability to not ever get their affairs in any context of life, both public and especially private. All information from the agents will be included in a complex database that will develop new and aggressive advertising campaigns for the electric stair lift.

2. Playing at "Bunker House"
The hilarious new game show Mediaset led by Enrico Papi and approved by Angelino Alfano, it aims to rejuvenate the greyness of criminal investigations, returning that component playful and unpredictable so that has made the fortune of "Guess Who?".
The competitor in office, with black gown and wig Louis XVI takes the place of the judge in a courtroom false (the same as the Forum), while in the dock parade 20 mysterious characters. With the proverbial physiognomic ability of the Italians and with a little luck, you will find out who among these is a racketeer. If you guess, the criminal will be brought to justice, by contrast, will be released without charge and the competitor win a ham.

3. Guess
to vent their irrepressible desire executioner, the PM will have the option to select a national week to investigate, draw from the telephone of the depressed provinces, Rovigo in the head. The PM will stay free in the home of the individual, investigating about his past, rummaging through her underwear and asking uncomfortable questions for both lunch and dinner. However, are not permitted wiretapping: you can listen to eavesdropping on private conversations directly from the handset and, in extreme cases, intervene in the debate by expressing their thoughts aloud.
If after 70 days investigation does not emerge any accusation (onanism, poor personal hygiene, excessive culture, etc..), the PM will still be able to sexually abuse the subject.

4. Pretend nothing
Organised crime, like all the atavistic fears of man is the product of imagination and 'auto-suggestion. The doctors tell us that in these cases it is better to ignore it, get distracted, go shopping, watch TV, and smile the world smiles at you. After a few weeks, the invigorating feeling of living in a better world will make us cry with joy, "give me love!"

4a. The method known as "the mother-in-law Treviso (part reserved only leaguers)
Rake the negggri and return them to their country, so that they are all criminals. And the problem of crime is solved! PS Do not forget to plant hydrangeas in the garden.

Doujinshi Use Urinal Female

who finds a treasure

The authoritative magazine "Blogger's Voice" (which translated would sound like "The Voice of the Bar Sport" or as the perfect straparlare everything from incompetent and live happily) has finally awarded its highest honor to 'human ingenuity, the "Revolution Man of the Century Award" (which translated would sound like "the most overrated man prize Century "or the like stealing candy from a baby, suck, rincartarle, return and live happily).
His significant contributions to the advancement of humanity, his vision and his confidence in the vanguard technology have allowed an evolutionary leap to Western civilization comparable to that between Homo habilis and the Parliamentary League. This man is
Steve Jobs, the founder of Apple and inventor of the technocratic philosophy of "the dirty clothes are washed on a Thursday, no clean clothes, Friday fish."
Thanks to universal suffrage of the people on the network, the Californian magnate has clearly outdistanced other persons, which in principle were given to favored, as Pope Wojtila and Pokemon.
Rating plebiscite is certainly due to last an innovative product from Apple, I-Pad, a tablet for reading electronic books and newspapers that weighs 20 times more than a newspaper, you can not roll under his arm, not you can take to the beach, you can not pick up the dog poop and you can not kill the flies (in the testing phase some attempt has been made, with disastrous results), but is white and very cool (that would be translated to "beautiful soul "or how to marry an ugly woman, disagreeable and low, after realizing that marriage is a man and live a little happier).
After the awards, Jobs was hit by a fit of megalomania, and threatened to continue undaunted to churn out bright white objects, if the world did not pay a stratospheric figure, or at least the account of the dentist. Humanity could support the necessary items to be covered in glossy white. Let's see what will be our destiny.

October 2010. I-Duck
Steve Jobs, more thin, balding and bearded holy man by Hindus, went onstage to present the technological gadget that will surprise the world: a shiny white rubber ducky to be used either as a duck bath, duck pretty ornament or duck yard. With touch screen technology (which translated would sound like "do not leave fingerprints, thanks"), simply brush it emits a reassuring sound of rubber ducky (type Peee Peee). A $ 100 more is on sale version containing the necessary library of MP3 sound of all species of ducks in the world. Complacency and morbidity by the blogger.

September 2012. I-Bic
Steve Jobs, in a wheelchair and an IV of saline, appears on stage with the ultimate lap in science calligraphy. After years of bio-anthropometric study, the engineers at Cupertino are in fact able to synthesize the perfect form for handwriting. For bloggers is a "concentrated tecnosensorialiasmo plastic", is a Bic to the detractors, the ink has been replaced with a stream of particles nano technology absorption color, the visual effect of which is the same ink, smells like dirty hands and the ink as ink.
is disposable as a Bic, but it costs $ 500. The shiny white and endless customization of ring tones and logos with kittens and chicks singing, he decreed the immediate global success.
bloggers use it as a blowgun.

May 2019 - The Hitler from within his
iron lung glossy white, Steve Jobs presents humanity gathered in front of television the last frontier of the Safety Personal Identification (which would be translated to "I wonder if that guy is a Romanian?" or how to be happy and live Svastichella nickname). Using the powerful software
Lombroso reading physiognomy and thanks to the potential interface of the "expanded reality", the handy device allows the user to see through the screen the people around him according to their true nature as race, religion, nationality , sexual preferences are indicated by coloring the shapes of different colors particularly intuitive, for example, pink for homosexuals, and yellow for the Jews.
After the sterile polemics of some bloggers are particularly likely, it was decided to fundamentally change the software to meet the sensitivities of minorities. Now, homosexuals are indicated in yellow and the Jews in pink.

February 2054. The God-
Live global by its staff in the form of white mausoleum's Dairy, Steve Jobs, about to expire, has the absolute object, the synthesis of pure technology, the distillate of 100 years of research, Apple, zero point of artificial intelligence. On the surface it may seem like a small white ball finish. In reality its arcane nanotecnogici circuits allow you to surf the internet, send email, fax, sms, take-away pizzas and fresh flowers all over the world, contains games, all the books of the Vatican Library and the entire collection of vinyl Red Ronnie. And he can also do the divisions in the column. Too bad that all these functions are inaccessible by the user, which can only use it as a ping pong ball.
bloggers from around the world, freed from the stifling grip of technology, a miracle and bring you to play ping pong. The Vatican
start the process of beatification of Jobs and the development is introduced by telephone.
The winner of the 2053 Friends of Maria De Filippi triumphs in Sanremo the song "You who did you steal my heart."

Christian Coffee Houses Charlotte Nc

I Pod is the best of our lives Craxi

10 years after his death, Craxi continues to feed the political diatribe.
Center right: it was a great statesman.
Center left: it was a great charlatan.
Victor Felts: Fuck Di Pietro that he pilloried.
Di Pietro: Felt Fuck!
Fuck, but that there should be two of them! The
petulant daughter Stefania, for not knowing how to read or write, whimpering. And meanwhile, suspects that his rehabilitation is to be read in light of the political-economic relations between Berlusconi and Bettino become more pressing. The Government denying any parallelism between the alleged persecution and re-launches a campaign of judicial interpretations of important historical figures. Over and above any suspicion.

Licio Gelli
A sweet little old gardening enthusiast and gold bars, haunted by the judges for his role as spiritual guide and therapist that earned him the name of "Famous Licio. In affront to any glimmer of good sense, was sentenced by the judiciary joint small gestures of kindness and loving niceties, such as offering coffee to accompany Calvi Sindona or a romantic walk on the bridges of London.

Peerless PR, founded the most exclusive club in Italy, P2, which stands for Plan 2, the level of the Villa Wanda, where they kept the memorable celebrations Licio. The guest list, of course, carefully selected, has remained secret until the Communists have not released it to treason, sparking the ire of the excluded, in particular, a sad and gray communist magistrate Antonio Di Pietro.

Callisto Tanzi
Affable naive and retailer of dairy products, was a victim of the evil deception of employees and unfair hungry U.S. banks: every Thursday evening, a banker at Bank of America, one of Goldman Sachs, JPMorgan and one went Parma, at the invitation of Fausto Tonna, Tanzi for a match with the funny to the popular board game "Crack! The emotion of losing a billion. " Only after years Tanzi was informed that the billions who regularly lost were true. He was unjustly accused of insider trading for saying in an interview to hate fruit juices. Currently involved in the production of juices squeezed himself into the kitchen, twisting his mouth in disgust. Deeply hates Antonio Di Pietro. And do not know why.

The scoundrels of the neighborhood
Why so much fury against these 4 cute little fellow mischief?

Perhaps snobbery of some left-wing film critics who saw in their "dawg" yet another hilarious remake of "My Friends"?

avid mountaineer, we are dedicated to defying ascents of the famous group "Corriere della Sera", "Antonveneta" and "BNL", according to the most insidious of Reinhold Messner Nanga Parbat. Accompanied by the Sherpas have been victims of stalking Antonio Fazio Antonio Di Pietro, disguised as a Yeti, on the east wall of the "RCS", one that overlooks Via Solferino.

The monster Milwaukee
Shy, reserved and a little necrophiliac. Thun collector of figurines in the shape of genitals was the forerunner of the struggle against the DICO. His commitment to the many facets of the gay world, faceted with the cleaver, have earned him the gratitude of the Vatican hierarchy. Ever since 'Northern League commissioner Ursus formally cleared through customs as cannibalism Paleolithic tradition to be protected and preserved, has been fully rehabilitated. Bruno Vespa is preparing a celebratory episode with the 1:2 scale model of Milwaukee, during which will be given an honorary degree in Egyptology, for the significant progress in the field of mummification, and the keys to the city of Garlasco, in absentia. Pursued by a group of condominiums cappeggiati Communists by Antonio Di Pietro, was accused of these horrible atrocities such as the window and shake the tablecloth soiled just washed the stairs. His claim for such failure (it had the minestrone on the fire) was not accepted.

The witch from Snow White
Disneyana elegant lady of the bourgeoisie, with light self-esteem problems and a family menage quite complicated. Wrongly accused by the judiciary for having offered a Communist apple to Snow White, defended blatantly revealing that all the witches' poisoned apples of the Disney offer and that it was standard practice to obtain the coveted role of "Witch of Disney." Since then suffered the ostracism of the powerful "Party of Disney Witch" and was a victim of the famous episode of the coin toss by the squirrels in the woods. It
voluntary exile in Disneyland, Florida spending the rest of life to defame Antonio Di Pietro.


Roman emperor Caligula outlandish and sex maniac, best known for his contempt for the institutions, which periodically accused of plotting against him.

intemperate and boastful, he appointed as senators and the animals became popular gifts for the common people, the ads and the sag of the tax burden expensive shows, which were the cause of the collapse of public finances.
Thanks to Antonio Di Pietro and Tinto Brass, today his name is wrongly used as a synonym for lust and sexual depravity. This is why Berlusconi has decided to run for governor of Puglia.

Black And White Wolf Comic

Moratti Caliber 110 and 9

The wave of moralistic mayor Moratti is finally conquering the last bastions of anarchists and Milan Province. After imposing the limit of 78 decibels at concerts in stadiums, cashing with the nonchalance of those waivers Hooch and Paul McCartney, AC / DC at their concerts at the Meazza, is preparing to lay off a number of important orders to protect innocent citizens from the tyranny of world of entertainment and sports. The high cultural level of the center-right came together with the peculiar vivacity of the Milanese have made it possible to propose a series of alternative events in line with the spirit sparkling and the brightness of typical city of Milan.

Trophy international submarine Idroscalo
After repeated complaints from a mother Lambrate for the squirt of water received at the child during a swimming competition in the public pool, it was decided to totally prohibit any activity that produces water spray and jets of any kind. All pools of the town will be equipped with a diving stop from which the swimmers and the races will be held only in apnea. The show will not suffer, however: even if viewers did not even see the headset of the swimmers will be installed on a giant screen that will broadcast the Manchester United matches on a delayed basis (only those where he won). Or will be allowed to do the crossword and possibly talk with the neighbor, while awaiting the awards ceremony. Even
nautical seaplane races will be deleted and replaced by 1, International Submarines trophy: thanks to the depth at which the event is run, the surface water will not be affected the least intriguing of the diving competition, which is essentially to recover plastic rings colored launched at the end by Belen Rodriguez, godmother of the Trophy. Most acute observers, the event did seem to Belen Rodriguez throws in costume stuff in the water. For the most distracted Where's My Car will look like a throw that stuff in water. Surveys show that in each case the Milanese prefer any submarines Where's My Car.

Grand Prix of Monza pizza
Due to a complaint filed by the condominium residents over eighty "Magnolia" in Monza in 2010 did not take place on the F1 Grand Prix. The teams are in fact refused to run the car with wet towels around the drain to muffle the noise, as required by the new "Regulations on Municipal Self They Casino Protecting Seniors Voglliono Sleeping Even during the day." The brilliant technical device, the result of a task force composed of the 'Councillor for Transport, a local policeman and an electrician, has been ostracism of the major automobile manufacturers, the envious ability to solve all the problems with Italian ideas simple and ingenious. In place of the pompous and unnecessary international event, there will be competition from the spirit rural and pastures, autarkic, bucolic and human scale. The calendar will begin with the race of the hay carts, which will perform daring developments on the elevated concrete, will continue with the exciting bowling tournament starting on the straight (1 st prize: a ham), ending with the initiative more engaging the year: the Grand Prix National Pizza Take Away. Piaggio noiseless electric Poker from all over the peninsula, will compete to deliver a whimsical and Naples, respectively, and Andrea De Adamich Claudia Peroni, waiting impatiently at the finishing line. Boxes will be set up at the wood-burning ovens. The ticket entitles you to a daisy and a canned drink.

Repeted
Fireworks The fireworks are quite spectacular. They have only a small defect: they are objects too light. Many older people came to the emergency room complaining of vision problems due to the vision of the New Year fireworks. The "Making of the City government" has wasted no time and promptly banned the use of fireworks throughout the province. To liven things up by itself already leaden of the city, from now on we will use the fun festoons, that is, those brilliant rings of paper in which, blowing inside, creating a hilarious spiral colored. A game down to us by our grandparents that will supplant those silly chinoiserie explosive. The only problem, find someone who blows strong enough to simulate the fireworks with festoons, has already been resolved: Ursus, the councilor for culture share the Northern League, winning champion burp arsonist, has been available . In return he requested that he be granted the ius primae noctis to all women of the condominium of his house. The bishop of Milan readily granted it to him, provided that before any report is wash your hands.

Fashion Week Rustichella
the intriguing world of fashion. But not for everyone. Mrs. Joseph, for example, was unable to do shopping at the market because of the traffic and chaos caused by the parade. And since Ms. Joseph is at the center of the thoughts of the Board, the parades will be relocated to areas more suited to the logistical needs of the designers, made the decongestion of the city center. The next Fashion Week will take place in the eastern bypass motorway services and the Turin-Milan. To avoid inconvenience to motorists also hungry, the models parade behind the counter, handing Camogli and Rustichella to customers, fashion journalists and truck drivers. Traded in the international press for a provocative performance art democratic operation, the operation has received acclaim and has convinced Moratti to continue on the line between social integration and ephemeral: from now on will be accompanied Mrs. Joseph to do the spending by Donatella Versace.


Prohibited finally racist chanting at the stadium. From now on will be the exclusive preserve of the politicians of the League.