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"A Shepherd has a moral obligation to guide their flock. And to recover the sheep along the way smarritesi steep and tiring, which leads to redemption " . With this brief note of the Vatican state segretatrio to let it be known that the Pontiff will undertake a massive campaign of reunification of all fringe separatist around the world.
After the lifting of the excommunication of Lefebvre, the Pope is ready to recovery operations to bring extreme dissidents under the dome of St. Peter, finally driving away the suspicion of political pressure on Israel.

The first to be identified are "Friars Caciucchiani" , excommunicated by Pope Paul VI as followers of the sect of Caciucco Liguria. With impunity for years have preached the powerful qualities of sexual vigor own dishes from Genoa, convincing their followers to pagan and esoteric practices of ablution sprinkling of gravy on his hands and groin. deny the existence of the sea in Genoa preach and put into the audience, but only three quarters, talking with his eyes fixed on the first column of the right aisle. The Vatican announced that it will withdraw the excommunication provided it is replaced with a more prosaic caciucco chicken broth.

The two priests veloxiani , excommunicated in 1991 for speeding, will be readmitted only after the test dell'etilometro. They deny the existence of the highway code and act accordingly: parking in the fourth row, overtaking on the right, immoderate speed, horns. Traffic stopped several times since they have publicly stated that there are no reliable scientific evidence demonstrating the existence of a particular standard automotive Italy, than that of the strongest . Issued before the evidence, the two founded a chain of driving schools where their followers can attain the coveted license Veloxiana: with the signing of counterfeit St. Christopher, guarantees impunity total urban and rural road, protect the tutor and smells of incense. During the past Angelus, the Pope has expressed a willingness to withdraw the excommunication provided the Veloxiani taught to ride with folded hands as a sign of trust in providence.

more difficult reconciliation with the schismatic Left Critique , an offshoot of the extremist Left Critique, so extreme as to take the circumnavigation of the globe to find political and religious fanaticism of the right type Giuliano "Little Miss Sunshine " Ferrara . Dresses weds Savonarola, roam the capital calling passers-by with endless tirades that link to denial of the existence of the Italian left. Given the obviousness of the thesis and the harmless nature, the Holy See has opted for a path of reintegration which brings this flock of wretches to their original political position. Moving from right to left, taking a trip of atonement through the group of Italian politics: they will be squads of Forza Nuova, people to vote for Storace, coroner of Umberto Bossi, for AN pianists, guitarists for Forza Italy, personal trainer of crap to Rutelli , former chefs at Unity Day, to directors of Liberation riatomizzarsi to the abyss of the Italian Left and lost in a sort of catharsis, existential provincial section.

other side are the hot 4 bishops Minimalists who reject the concept of poor etiquette and provincial expressed by Vatican II: preach putting in perfect Oxford English, offering canapés to the guests , apply Feng Shoi in the arrangement of the pews, just get the result of creating confusion and seizures in elderly people more suggestible. Ambient music, yoga, acupuncture and controlled breathing to teach the faithful, furniture teak, glass and brushed steel for the church. € 80 for ten entrances to the religious functions of 21.00 and 60 for those in the lunch break. deny the existence of the vest. will be readmitted on condition of focusing all their points catechesis on the fight blacks.

completely different optimism the famous sweetened Believers, religious brotherhood of Boy Scouts and CL of high social class and age inferore to 30 who deny the existence of any historical tragedy starting from the simple assumption that the their mom is good. Supported by Antonio Socci and Sister Paola , Are exerting themselves in the refutation of many falsehoods spread by Communists to convince the public that god is bad: Mussolini sent people on holiday to internal exile, and in fact they were born the first villages, Pinochet led the people to the stadium only for let him see the games for free, Hurricane Katrina is a new attraction Big Ben, the last 15 years the Italian government are just one endless hilarious episode Drive In . With profound wisdom, the Vatican has proposed to reopen the Brotherhood only so long as you removed the word "hilarious."

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As you know, the Italian right is actually an avant-garde abstract . How else to describe the 'Abstract Expressionism Umberto Bossi or suggestions Dada Capezzone that however it always seems to turn a urinal? . The last gasp of nonsense gives it an evergreen Italian, Maurizio Gasparri, who has gathered around him an enviable collection of eminent political figures (from Bambi to Borghezio) to spread the principles of the manifesto of Berlusconi government. Loosely inspired by the Futurist Manifesto, the "Manifesto of the Reconstruction Gasparian Universe" has set itself the ambitious goal of leading politicians of the PDL in the hyperspace of idiocy.
Interviewed about the alleged resemblance to the manifesto of Marinetti, Gasparri said after a few minutes of reflection with a cryptic "Embee?" , then allow to recognize the aesthetic values \u200b\u200bof the Futurist movement, already experiencing years: sudden spiral rotation on itself, widespread use of free words (widely used zang, pof, tan tan and bling), facial expressions at the same time plastic and kinetic (although apparently the faces may look a fool, many historians agree in defining a neologism effective: "the fool of a fool"). Here is the exclusive
the full text.

1. Vacuum tire is the cornerstone of our government . We want to make our bastion of mediocrity, the horns of our trademark and our soprattacchi divided.
2. We want to urinate on the institutions and festering tell a dirty joke . With the fetid Constitution, statist old stuff, we'll bold airplanes or kinetic sucked balls of paper to launch in the neckline of popputissime modernist colleagues.
3. We want the political be extravagant with ardor, splendor and magnificence daring, do blissfully cocks his , especially if MEP.
4. We want to dance the joy of prattle , the wrong phrase at the wrong time, that's bullshit with a smile on the lips, wink, of glitter and sequins. We
5. want to sing the power of gesture umbrella , virility of burp , the pleasure of a well-aimed kick in the ass. Why should we reach out just when the middle finger? With the palm fondles the kitten with his fist and extends the Maghreb!
6. We want to act in the most irrational possible, it is permissible to ask, if we should respond.
7. We want to mix the sacred and the profane as an episode of The Thorn Birds, enhance the spiritual contradictions between Dallas and Dynasty, Sue Ellen and Sister Germana, Mary and Patty Amber, Sbirulino and Samantha Fox.
8. We want to collect and show off the raspberries Paraculo : in America to be anti-Soviet and anti-American in Russia, with the cardinals baciapile eater and if necessary, anti-anti-pandoro in Milan and Verona Panettone.
9. We already live in the eternal, omnipresent speed, in the evocative rhythms of modernity, the avant-garde in the vibrant pulse dirigiste . Although we do not know what it means .
10. There is beauty, if not well done in a shed . A warehouse, with its gleaming prefabricated panels, with its soaring flat roof, with his master of explosive, abusive launched a shed at breakneck speed on the same plane of Treviso is more beautiful than the Victory of Samothrace (though we do not know what) .
11. We affirm that the world's magnificence has been enriched by a new beauty : the beauty of Mediaset . A program mediaset, with his ass sculettanti, with his dogs abandoned by his security emergency, with its centrifugal gossip, a Mediaset news program that runs nell'iperetere of DTT is more beautiful Michela Vittoria Brambilla's (that we know who it is).
12. We believe in fitness , world's only hygiene.
13. We want to sing the songs of apicella and virility of sauces . We want to glorify the remote extension biomechanics of the hand, and the SUV, biomechanical penis extension . We want to enhance the franchise store, the arrogance of the strong chin, the soaring deficit futurist, Pamela Prati Bagaglino, rigatoni and false accounting, the grandstand at the stadium, the illegal villa in Sardinia, televoting and carry extreme .
14. In short, we want to do what we want and fuck you.
    

At the end of writing it seems obvious that the components of the movement are left to go to the usual plastic balls (dances similar to those uncoordinated improvised during the fall of government), accompanied by the onomatopoeic sounds of modernity (in general the usual phrases unstructured Gasparri for confidential interviews with 20 of TG1, most often made from the armpit farts ). Fabulous festive event of the Left Critique, Lucia Annunziata was around dressed as a red wedge representing Soviet Suprematism, criticizing each course buffet with grim expression.

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Angelino Pane e Vino

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"We do not want to delete the interceptions. We want to turn them into a useful, handy and cheap, like a drill batteries Lidl gloss Minister Angelino Alfano the inauguration of the judicial year. Totally repulsive to each observation of judges and magistrates, as any good glass cleaning product that meets the government to step in advancing panzer to justice reform, just starting to be a hot topic for wire-tapping. The well-informed
have released the first draft of the revolutionary reform that will change the delicate relationship with the Italian justice Colpo Grosso changed as much as the relationship with the second show on tv.


The key point is the sacrosanct than the intercept in the form of the presumption of innocence .
must avoid a police onanists sfoghino their sexual perversion in pure voyeurism, listening to the hot issues of privacy of those intercepted. Therefore, a censorship committee strongly supported by and presided over by Cardinal Bagnasco Tinto Brass evaluate the intercepts on singers, tronista, members of the Savoy family and other fallen kings, eliminating the steps previously more gory and morbid and malicious allowing the publication of the rest, thanks to an agreement between the Ministry of ' Interior and the weekly About .
censored parts will complement the script of the new drama directed by Tinto Rai national history and patina of eroticism that will agree sweetened critical, public and cardinals: "Angelino" .
Loosely inspired by the true story of the Minister Alfano, a shepherd in the vicisittudini Lucania of the 50's starred in a series of Marian apparitions (to satisfy the wing of the Supervisory Board PD Rai, Maria will be voiced by Margherita Hack ) that will save him from the erotic fantasies to a busty teacher only played by Deborah Honeysuckle (for Villari will satisfy voiced by Rosa Russo Jervolino).
To justify the fee of € 107.50 will be covered a veiled area of \u200b\u200bpublic service, where, in one of his appearances, Maria bambiniello to provide clear and straightforward explanations on the most controversial aspects of the reform of justice, the separation of careers obligatory prosecution.


For all offenses other than sexual, and therefore ignored by the public, the interceptors will be warned in advance of the survey and asked them to restrict telephone calls only to issues concerning the grounds for suspicion. This will reduce the time to intercept with a consequent reduction in costs to the State .

Berlusconi also said he was outraged by the waste of public money and has proposed to integrate the service with a series of initiatives by the lens ambivalent return of some of the costs and make it more pleasing to the investigation intercepted.
With the support of the call Media center Shopping , the police will be freed from the onerous task of interceptions (they will be shipped to supermarket checkouts to help the old to crawl the respective blank card) and replaced by professional operators in the innovative project "friendly ear" : a warm and reassuring voice will be included in the intercepted conversations by providing valuable advice on the emotional life, domestic economy, weather and traffic on the highway, censurerà advance vulgarity and insults with a delicate pernacchietta and will provide a simultaneous translation of the most incomprehensible dialects , especially in the interception of crime organized. A free
psychological support to all victims of the judiciary nosy, but above all an opportunity to do good business: each time the intercepted signal will be contacted for joining a must-purchase proposal to insane prices, such as a potato peeler battery , the electric blanket or a subscription for a branded Italy thousands of ringtones stinking with cats who sing in falsetto .


is already thinking of extending the new approach justice to other fields of public administration, always with the aim of protecting the citizen from the intrusiveness of the state. In
health no longer permitted clinical carpet but only justified as a result of "serious indications of disease .
In order to avoid waste of public money, the patient must prove that they are ill to have access to medical tests such as CT, X-rays, etc.. Consultations
fortune tellers and soothsayers will be covered as skilled certificates of illness.
In school, however, the poor students continually harassed by the Bolshevik clumsy forefinger of teachers with a flannel skirt will be protected in accordance with the "presumption of wisdom" .
The teachers will have class assignments and questions only when there "serious evidence of ignorance ". His nose, poor personal hygiene and apathy in the face of any substantial argument will not be considered as "serious evidence" but as physiological aspects of health by encouraging and stimulating, including electrocution.
During the delivery of the report cards with preprinted 8, where the request for clarification from parents, a ministerial circular provides guidance on the standard phrase that teachers should use: "forgive the proceedings to the will of God, Amen" .