Now, bocce ferme, 's unease is palpable.
In the center, ministers and parliamentarians as sperm whales beached without sonar. In the center, do not know if you throw the stone and hide your hand or throw the stone and hide your wallet. With the center of gravity of the Italian society still a turn, the politicians of all sides sail in sight. The ministers were taken by a sort of post-traumatic amnesia, can not remember in what department were assigned involuntarily and exchange seats.
And the best part is that you do not notice the difference.
The craving for reform, however, non-stop and imaginative bills are still flocking to the ads as panettone at Christmas.
Ritrovatosi magically to the Ministry of the Interior, the small Renato applied immediately effective methods, already successfully tested in public administration, the immigration problem. From 1 January 2010, with the motto "Negri, but disliked NO" , passed a decree that will oblige immigrants to healthy adults a friendly all Italians they encounter. For children it will be enough to caress the face "to Wojtyla."
Ritrovatosi magically to the Ministry of the Interior, the small Renato applied immediately effective methods, already successfully tested in public administration, the immigration problem. From 1 January 2010, with the motto "Negri, but disliked NO" , passed a decree that will oblige immigrants to healthy adults a friendly all Italians they encounter. For children it will be enough to caress the face "to Wojtyla."
Prohibited the rudeness, the obligation to always smile, even if insulted and kicked in the shins, and attitudes in line with the romantic ideal of "good immigration," type "nanny Mami Gone with the Wind." Greatly appreciated the support services volunteers: more old ladies will accompany you on the pedestrian crossing (possibly making investments on their behalf), the more points "residence permit" they will earn. Completed the card-points, distributed free in all supermarkets, you will remain on the soil of this country's enviable for another 6 months.
for detainees in ICE, a course on video taken by Milly Carlucci teach the basic rules of good taste and courtesy of an Italian-style
for detainees in ICE, a course on video taken by Milly Carlucci teach the basic rules of good taste and courtesy of an Italian-style
comply with the file when you feel like it;
not double parking, when you feel like it;
pay more taxes when you feel like it.
The course continues with the essential teachings of the Italian national minimum skills: knowing how to ice skate, I can sleep a whole day doing nothing, being able to watch an entire episode of "Don Matteo 6", able to buy designer clothes lease, knowing how to cook sauces and brag, and boast
be vulgar,
be vulgar,
be powerless and pretend nothing happened.
in passing to the Ministry of Transportation for the renewal of licenses, achieved with merit in the automation of Reggio Calabria, the minister Gelmini has momentarily fallen asleep in the armchair Matteoli. During REM unwittingly signed 12 ministerial decrees, fortunately, all the decrees of annulment of the fines for Sulky Gasparri.
Upon awakening, within a couple of minutes, the dynamics of Brescia has now acclimated and has launched a revolutionary reform that will solve at a stroke the problems of poor function Italian transport: the highways will be reduced to four, each cardinal direction of a point, thus eliminating the arteries as the unproductive Voltri - GRAVELLONA and Catania - Villasmundo. To help motorists will be the "toll collectors to support" that will provide valuable information waving standing on the guardrail of the main junctions.
in passing to the Ministry of Transportation for the renewal of licenses, achieved with merit in the automation of Reggio Calabria, the minister Gelmini has momentarily fallen asleep in the armchair Matteoli. During REM unwittingly signed 12 ministerial decrees, fortunately, all the decrees of annulment of the fines for Sulky Gasparri.
Upon awakening, within a couple of minutes, the dynamics of Brescia has now acclimated and has launched a revolutionary reform that will solve at a stroke the problems of poor function Italian transport: the highways will be reduced to four, each cardinal direction of a point, thus eliminating the arteries as the unproductive Voltri - GRAVELLONA and Catania - Villasmundo. To help motorists will be the "toll collectors to support" that will provide valuable information waving standing on the guardrail of the main junctions.
Rail transport, however, will undergo a technological revolution unprecedented: all trains built before 1979 will be equipped with electronic whiteboards touch screen on both sides of the cars to allow commuters to write insults and contumely without spray paints. Even fleas and ticks, fleas and ticks will be replaced by electronic equipment.
The evil Communist languages \u200b\u200bimply that the reform is the same school, but with the words changed. False: there are many more misspellings. Even
Angelino Alfano, the Ministry of Agriculture to withdraw a salami milano, Christmas gift Cossiga, has been enlisted to temporarily replace Zaia, on a mission off the coast of Sicily in an attempt to repel the invasion of the mussel boats Chinese dangerous to the high content of toxic substances pose a threat to the Italian chain extremely valuable "Mussels of Porto Marghera, known worldwide for the bittersweet aftertaste that makes you look like so much Chinese mussels.
Angelino Alfano, the Ministry of Agriculture to withdraw a salami milano, Christmas gift Cossiga, has been enlisted to temporarily replace Zaia, on a mission off the coast of Sicily in an attempt to repel the invasion of the mussel boats Chinese dangerous to the high content of toxic substances pose a threat to the Italian chain extremely valuable "Mussels of Porto Marghera, known worldwide for the bittersweet aftertaste that makes you look like so much Chinese mussels.
modern Captain Ahab, good Zaia ships away by gunfire following the famous "Maroni Protocol": the mussels survived to be transferred to ICE, and questioned by police officers while being filmed by TG1 expelled with ignominy. Meanwhile
Alfano, came swiftly in the dynamics of protectionism in the Made in Italy, has now launched two important bills: the first requires the replacement of the term "Expiration Date" with "Date of limitations" on the packaging of food, the second interrupting the limitation period for the entire holiday period, while in fact the products fresh until the epiphany. Rumor that the decree "Milledecreti" will be included an extension of the provision, by postponing all the "Prescription Data" until Easter Monday, or at least those of buffalo mozzarella, as requested by the Secretary Cosentino.
exchange between consenting Minister Tremonti and Brambilla: one needed a period of calm in the less hostile Ministry of Tourism, while Bramble wanted an educational experience at a department best suited to his political ambitions. Said than done. The two are mutually worked to keep the line of the "Government of doing". Tremonti has now launched the "Shield Holiday", a package of proposals for tourist tempting to bring foreigners improperly repaired in foreign locations. To this end, the guest will come back in Italy will pay only 5% of the ordinary rate. The remaining 95% will be borne by the citizens of Conegliano Veneto. "In case of refusal, foreign tourists will be brought back to strength on the ground by the Italian Guardia di Finanza and forced to spend the New Year in Viserbella, half board, in the company 's Raul Casadei Orchestra.
same time continue to fight to the tropical paradise where they find shelter every year hordes of scoundrels Italian vacationers. This influx to the system which removes billions of tourist beautiful country has to stop!
Alfano, came swiftly in the dynamics of protectionism in the Made in Italy, has now launched two important bills: the first requires the replacement of the term "Expiration Date" with "Date of limitations" on the packaging of food, the second interrupting the limitation period for the entire holiday period, while in fact the products fresh until the epiphany. Rumor that the decree "Milledecreti" will be included an extension of the provision, by postponing all the "Prescription Data" until Easter Monday, or at least those of buffalo mozzarella, as requested by the Secretary Cosentino.
exchange between consenting Minister Tremonti and Brambilla: one needed a period of calm in the less hostile Ministry of Tourism, while Bramble wanted an educational experience at a department best suited to his political ambitions. Said than done. The two are mutually worked to keep the line of the "Government of doing". Tremonti has now launched the "Shield Holiday", a package of proposals for tourist tempting to bring foreigners improperly repaired in foreign locations. To this end, the guest will come back in Italy will pay only 5% of the ordinary rate. The remaining 95% will be borne by the citizens of Conegliano Veneto. "In case of refusal, foreign tourists will be brought back to strength on the ground by the Italian Guardia di Finanza and forced to spend the New Year in Viserbella, half board, in the company 's Raul Casadei Orchestra.
same time continue to fight to the tropical paradise where they find shelter every year hordes of scoundrels Italian vacationers. This influx to the system which removes billions of tourist beautiful country has to stop!
most beautiful in Naples?
The best of the Seychelles trembling?
for a little.
Tremonti personally dismantle the tropical paradises starting from ports and stations, and continuing with the natural beauty. To set a good example, in the year-end press conference the minister was made back in Eurovision and defecated on a beach in the Bahamas, indicating that the "Government of doing" ago. In contrast to the combative
Michela Vittoria has flown in several states to promote the "Package Italy" to the major investors of the world, most criminal organizations and gangs of various nationalities who have joined with pleasure the proposal to invest in a country so helpful and welcoming to the swindlers: ease of tax evasion, judicial impunity guaranteed farcical political system, sports cars and a lot of pussy.
a paradise!
Michela Vittoria has flown in several states to promote the "Package Italy" to the major investors of the world, most criminal organizations and gangs of various nationalities who have joined with pleasure the proposal to invest in a country so helpful and welcoming to the swindlers: ease of tax evasion, judicial impunity guaranteed farcical political system, sports cars and a lot of pussy.
a paradise!
