After the incredible success on the market for the new LG "Islam friendly" with a compass for the direction of Mecca, audible alarm for the time of prayer and other theoretical and technological amenities, come forward urgently the demands of other ecclesiastical institutions, concerned about losing the train of technology as a last resort to revive the slumbering faith of hedonistic Western . Following a brief telephone conversation between Pope Ratzinger and Megan Gale are ready a stunning series of new proposals phone with a religious background who are seeking to unite in harmony with the sacred profane.
Rate Confession Wind 190 Free
To maintain awareness in order, Wind offers an advantageous rate: 200 free SMS per day to the number of the Bishop of the Diocese of membership and unlimited free calls to the number of the parish priest of the country. Confession and absolution phone has already become a must in small towns in central and southern Italy, with little inconvenience to find elders with their cell phone in hand, kneeling on the sidewalk or at the supermarket to recite the Ave Maria. Launch campaign, as usual, entrusted to the hilarious Aldo, Giovanni and Giacomo, who, dressed as altar boys , baste their hilarious gags with a strict mother superior, played by Patrick D'Addario . In the first spot a banana peel, placed surreptitiously by entertaining trio, results in the fall of the clownish religious busty parish in the doorway, which comment on the incident with the witty joke "but jokes that as a priest!" . Belly laughs guaranteed.
Nokia CL
presented to the press at the recent Meeting of Rimini, the extraordinary Communion and Liberation Nokia promises to depopulate among young Catholics, reconciling the demands of modern social with the precepts of the Catholic Church. Approved by the Secretary Bertone (which owns an exclusive model in the form of host: thin, lightweight and you can hold under the tongue ), the innovative mobile allows the measurement of basal body temperature and is set for the statistical calculation of fertility with Ogino-Knauss method, including instant pregnancy test. The budget also includes an extensive library of ringtones (the most popular seems to be the ratio of monozygotic twins "The Lord is great, the Lord is good") and backgrounds (the popular seems to be that of Lorena Bianchetti that makes the split), in addition to extremely useful function "Mother always green" that automatically counts the balls of the rosary every lap of the Joyful Mysteries 10 Ave Maria (?).
Samsung Byzantium
The last great product of the Korean house has telephone keypad keys made mosaics of Ravenna, smells of incense and has a long white beard false instead of battery . Available in Gold Icon of St. Gregory, Hermitage Green jubilation or Black Sea, is the preferred by the Russian patriarch Kirill. Affordable price to meet the poor rural population, can be enhanced by a series of sober accessories very much in vogue among the Soviet oligarchs. Roman Abramovich keeps him hanging by a string of pearls and marten fur that allows him to sway his neck and spread like a smell of incense censer in the parish, while Oleg Deripaska owns the model "San Basilio" with speakers and alarm that plays 1000W the tolling of the bells of the famous cathedral in Moscow, with the same sound power. More austere Sharapova tennis player: his phone is set in a monstrance in gold and emeralds and kept in balance on the head to improve posture. Thanks to the powerful xenon led, the effect of "mystical orb of light" is assured.
Apple Eternal Sunshine
House of Cupertino was meant mainly to the internal market by entering the range model tailored to the exuberant's Christians overseas. Less gray in the European version, the phone with Steve Jobs allows you to interact with holograms cartoonizzati of biblical characters to life size, learning life and work fun. Already hugely popular option that allows you to sing a duet "I Got Rhythm" by Gershwin along with Jesus Christ designed by Pixar. It seems that most customers use it as a paperweight.
Tim Lefebvre All Inclusive Subscription
After the fees paid to any attempt to call a pre-recorded voice denies the existence of your mobile phone and network in general, hanging up with a loud raspberry.
For atheists, agnostics and uncaring in general ideologized proposals have emerged: the virilissimo Motorola Little Black Face , available with stainless steel frame in the only shade Black Littorio and shaped in the form of brass knuckles, daring the Sony Ericsson Padanian Dream Dictionary with insults to blacks in 200 different Veneto dialect and powerful beacon to divert the routes of the barges to Malta , the exciting Nokia Gay Predator detector with homosexuals and spear.
Interesting government incentives for those who buy all three phones together.
Rate Confession Wind 190 Free
To maintain awareness in order, Wind offers an advantageous rate: 200 free SMS per day to the number of the Bishop of the Diocese of membership and unlimited free calls to the number of the parish priest of the country. Confession and absolution phone has already become a must in small towns in central and southern Italy, with little inconvenience to find elders with their cell phone in hand, kneeling on the sidewalk or at the supermarket to recite the Ave Maria. Launch campaign, as usual, entrusted to the hilarious Aldo, Giovanni and Giacomo, who, dressed as altar boys , baste their hilarious gags with a strict mother superior, played by Patrick D'Addario . In the first spot a banana peel, placed surreptitiously by entertaining trio, results in the fall of the clownish religious busty parish in the doorway, which comment on the incident with the witty joke "but jokes that as a priest!" . Belly laughs guaranteed.
Nokia CL
presented to the press at the recent Meeting of Rimini, the extraordinary Communion and Liberation Nokia promises to depopulate among young Catholics, reconciling the demands of modern social with the precepts of the Catholic Church. Approved by the Secretary Bertone (which owns an exclusive model in the form of host: thin, lightweight and you can hold under the tongue ), the innovative mobile allows the measurement of basal body temperature and is set for the statistical calculation of fertility with Ogino-Knauss method, including instant pregnancy test. The budget also includes an extensive library of ringtones (the most popular seems to be the ratio of monozygotic twins "The Lord is great, the Lord is good") and backgrounds (the popular seems to be that of Lorena Bianchetti that makes the split), in addition to extremely useful function "Mother always green" that automatically counts the balls of the rosary every lap of the Joyful Mysteries 10 Ave Maria (?).
Samsung Byzantium
The last great product of the Korean house has telephone keypad keys made mosaics of Ravenna, smells of incense and has a long white beard false instead of battery . Available in Gold Icon of St. Gregory, Hermitage Green jubilation or Black Sea, is the preferred by the Russian patriarch Kirill. Affordable price to meet the poor rural population, can be enhanced by a series of sober accessories very much in vogue among the Soviet oligarchs. Roman Abramovich keeps him hanging by a string of pearls and marten fur that allows him to sway his neck and spread like a smell of incense censer in the parish, while Oleg Deripaska owns the model "San Basilio" with speakers and alarm that plays 1000W the tolling of the bells of the famous cathedral in Moscow, with the same sound power. More austere Sharapova tennis player: his phone is set in a monstrance in gold and emeralds and kept in balance on the head to improve posture. Thanks to the powerful xenon led, the effect of "mystical orb of light" is assured.
Apple Eternal Sunshine
House of Cupertino was meant mainly to the internal market by entering the range model tailored to the exuberant's Christians overseas. Less gray in the European version, the phone with Steve Jobs allows you to interact with holograms cartoonizzati of biblical characters to life size, learning life and work fun. Already hugely popular option that allows you to sing a duet "I Got Rhythm" by Gershwin along with Jesus Christ designed by Pixar. It seems that most customers use it as a paperweight.
Tim Lefebvre All Inclusive Subscription
After the fees paid to any attempt to call a pre-recorded voice denies the existence of your mobile phone and network in general, hanging up with a loud raspberry.
For atheists, agnostics and uncaring in general ideologized proposals have emerged: the virilissimo Motorola Little Black Face , available with stainless steel frame in the only shade Black Littorio and shaped in the form of brass knuckles, daring the Sony Ericsson Padanian Dream Dictionary with insults to blacks in 200 different Veneto dialect and powerful beacon to divert the routes of the barges to Malta , the exciting Nokia Gay Predator detector with homosexuals and spear.
Interesting government incentives for those who buy all three phones together.
