Friday, May 8, 2009

Removing Spilled Fragrance In Car

Sodom and Gomorrah


Why would not distract the Italian judiciary his grim look on insignificant events Bolshevik economic policies of Prime Minister and does not focus on more important criminal case since the investigation Telekom Serbia?
Why in that category of mentally retarded does not focus its efforts in finding the culprit?
Why there must be a culprit! Somebody must have the diabolical plot masterminded which will lead the Premier divorce lawyer. There must be a rational explanation why "the man who should not ever ask" declined to ask.
Joint Explanatory information to Interpol, Mossad, MI6 and Libero are trying to shed light on darkness each other, following several lines of investigation.


Philo Marxist-Leninist

is now the most reliable track. It seems, in fact, that the "lady" has publicly expressed pro-communist leanings of such magnitude as to raise concerns an extreme case: was recently spotted the usual Tapperware meeting on Thursday with the same dress in the previous week , causing dismay among the ladies.
Only the prompt intervention of a round valley has prevented the lynching hypnotize wealthy executioners with the chorus of Beautiful markings.
Suspicions were confirmed by the Confessions of a Free service to two former Filipino Macherio: "Mrs." turns to walk home naked, eat regular canned tuna, has a felted sweater and Peruvian by Young was driving a red R4. It also seems that shady filthy trade unionists and intellectuals to compel the esoteric rituals in which they are retrieved from beyond known exponents of the communist parties extinct: the full moon is usually wandering around the corridors of the villa's ghost Cossutta, in riot gear and with the cap from the Cuban revolutionary ; increasingly rare appearances of Occhetto Pecoraro Scanio and shepherd's Maremma. Much more frequently seen the ghost of Massimo Cacciari.


Philo Lebanese

authoritative source (the holder of a kebabberia in Corso Buenos Aires interviewed by Free ) indicate the "lady" the junction point between Islamic terrorism and pret a porter Milan .
seems, in fact, that the collection of used clothing in the fashion district is a major source of financing Hezbollah in Lebanon.
The track has gained a lot of credibility after a video appeared on YouTube showing the training of an extremist suicide bombers in leopard print Dolce & Gabbana pants, the most careful, however, have noted in the face of the soldier a certain resemblance to Victor Felts , while the military appears very similar to the stairs of the drafting of Free.


Philo tronista

authoritative sources ( an anonymous note on a piece of paper from racccolto Vittori Felt on the pavement of Piazza San Babila ) reveal the background of hot erotic stories between the lascivious "lady" and tronista of the De Maria Filippi .
It seems that in return for repeated sexual performance, "Mrs." is paving the way for the Syndicate tronista together "for the conquest of Mediaset.
the gym-boys have already been promised the key posts of the new shareholder structure post divorce Saints Constantine replace Licheri as judge at Forum, uttering the sentences during a striptease to the beat of techno music, while Daniele Interrante ensure continuity of editorial presenting the Channel 4 Beautiful the same evening gown that made it famous Emanuela Folliero.


Philo Camorra

According to authoritative sources (such Gennaro Colasuonno, double official Mariano Apicella, during a conversation at the bar collected randomly from the Deputy Director of Free Comparison ) the Casalesi in cahoots with Roberto Saviano would convince the "lady" to divorce in exchange for a share of protagonist in the film based on the new book of the same Saviano "Sodom" , life story of a 'handsome eighteen (Lario) during his birthday falls in love with a charming, but stocky, boss of the Camorra (Nino D'Angelo).
The treacherous wife (Cher) is opposed to the culmination of this impossible love, to the summit of poignant final scenes set in the Acerra incinerator .
With the overwhelming first blockbuster "Made in Casal di Principe" the "lady" hopes to realize his dream teen, hidden but never vanished, to conquer an Oscar for his career and marry Woody Allen.


Philo-astrological forecast

According to authoritative sources (Branko the well-known astrologer, appearing spontaneously in the establishment of the Free spells threatening if not heard ) the simultaneous coexistence of several factors such as low pressure atmospheric, Mars-Venus alignment and extraction scope 14-54 on the wheel of Venice, caused a disastrous influence on the minds plagiabili women, enough to make the "lady" irresistible impulse towards a divorce, in the hope that the conditions cosmic do best cellulite disappear.


Philo Tafazzi

According to sources despicable ('s lawyer Veronica Lario in an interview published in all newspapers, except Free ) the reason for the divorce seems to be attributable to the fact that the "lady" , after years of pure self-harm, she realized that her husband is a deadly tritacoglioni.

Monday, May 4, 2009

How To Make Jeff Hardy In Poptropica

A steak will bury us


Small Note: Stay tuned because soon released a new video of the legendary saga of poor Frankie (the one born the year last year, not this year ...)

The Prime Minister is
puzzled: how did he end up in the mouth of someone like Obama Marchionne ?

no screams, no yells, no horns and raspberries. Ride is nice and short.
not even tell a joke on the boards.
international meetings does not behave like a pedant entertainer constantly asking diners if they want to play with him.
He has a villa in Sardinia and it seems not even want it. Does not dress like a gangster pockmarked 30s. Does not undermine the girls thinking they have yet twenty.
short, is not Italian.
Concerns doubled since an usher at Palazzo Chigi told Berlusconi that Marchionne was CEO of Fiat, a company that did not know existed, and because it was unaware of the existence of Turin (usually falls asleep during visits and never know where it leads), or because of a sinister ploy Teutonic technology manufacturers for which Audi A8 from the inside of his door, you see all the cars Audi brand and all the signs written in German.

During the Cabinet meeting immediately to decide how to allocate the credit to the Government of Chrysler, Gianni Letta has convinced the prime minister struggled the Audi is not the only carmaker in the world , but there are dozens of manufacturers, including Italian, compete with each other.

After clarifying the meaning of the premier competition (thought to be synonymous with the lottery) in a few minutes had been prepared to turn to a press pack for the early national news broadcast:

"Mr Berlusconi is said to deeply satisfied with the outcome of the negotiations conducted personally by the President Obama, achieved thanks to the experience of its past on the lines of the Mirafiori workers (see Annex 1 in the photo of Berlusconi and Confalonieri singing Rhythm editor goalkeeper) and his many past competitions that saw him triumph as a young man in circuits around the world (see Annex 2 in the photo of 1982 Monte Carlo with Berlusconi on board the Ferrari sponsored by Channel 5 and Confalonieri involved in the tire change pit stop along with Rainier of Monaco, Grace Kelly and Rockefeller puppet). Premier encourages all Italians to follow his example and buy Italian cars to promote the Italian industry and Italian grandeur for all the joy italianity (see Annex 3 to the next premier of its fleet of Fiat A8) . In honor of the Agreement, the G8 will take place in a Panda. "


A Berlusconi, however, some points remain rather nebulous:
like a 5000cc V8 to enter the hood of a point? The
500 for U.S. will be sold with bull horns on the hood and interior pony?
If you arrive at a Panda McDrive you make it to the cashier?

At the end of the board, was set up a task force composed by the brilliant duo Capezzone-Gasparri with the task of finding an industrial agreement Italy-America by the media to obscure that of Fiat and restore the right perspective so that it comes out of the crisis if nothing had happened or, at best, responding with evasive statements diversionary (copy Tremonti by Lucia Annunziata, the question of "the crisis is being fought with the national debt? "replied" no thanks. I have to pee ").


After an excited round of phone calls between the Italian government and U.S. (without interpreter), the Minister Sacconi was pleased to announce the brilliant results of the executive: the close agreement CAI-Airports in Arkansas that will absorb part of Alitalia redundancies in small-scale American dispersed in the prairies. With the support of the unions, the ground crew will enjoy the benefits of regular employees will be accompanied Italian and every morning at work by a shuttle bus Fiumicino-Little Rock, and return in the evening. The driver will be paid to the operator. Every 300 Alitalia frequent flyer miles will have a free steak of bison and a hat in Sioux vinyl.


The extraordinary agreement Mediaset-ABC will instead integrate the boundless wealth of know-how of the two major television broadcasters private. In particular his Mediaset will bring a decade of experience in telesales: Mastrota George, Mark and Patricia Predolin Rossetti held an advanced technique of tele-shopping for all the hosts of ABC, with the possibility of following prestigious master "Pots and exercise bikes," "Latex mattresses" and "Chef Tony's knives."
Mediaset retransmit live via satellite all its prestigious television programs, with the exception of "Forum", as the American version of "Class Action" is considered the greatest impact: the defendants are at least 200 and usually menano.


To allow greater public understanding of the Yankees, all drivers wear a cowboy hat and take an attractive Italian-American slang, shamelessly copied by Heather Parisi and interspersed with thumbs up and winks.
Given the obvious language difficulties, the contestants of Big Brother will be voiced by comedians Bagaglino in order to prevent their guttural sounds to be mistaken for a documentary on the australopithecines.