Mark Regev, spokesman for Israeli Prime Minister, has reassured the international institutions and public opinion: "weapons used by Israel are accepted by international law" .
frankly I feel heartened. In recent days, in fact, I had the unpleasant sensation, and very quickly cauterized by passing fresh statement of our Minister Frattini, that Israel was using "weapons used by the UN's democracies." And indeed I saw in the faces of Palestinians torn some comfort in knowing that he had lost a limb due to a bomb constructed in a workmanlike manner, comply with safety regulations, without the annoying CFCs damage the ozone and made without exploiting children in China.
's the little pleasures of life, as long as you do.
Human Rights Watch urges, and denounces the use of the infamous White Phosphorus . Israel responds angrily that powder Dash . And Hamas counters pointing to the reckless firing of Qassam rockets on Israeli border. The Hamas leader, fled to Lebanon to heroically balances , contend that they are not missiles but "the heads of San Gennaro" evolved version of the best known and pyrotechnic "trunk" used for the urban guerrilla's Eve in Naples, approved by the Vatican hierarchy and widely accepted by Western democracies as "an expression of mystical fervor of the people." The Mossad is investigating the smuggling, it seems that the Casalesi espatrino them through a sewer connection Castel Volturno -Beirut.
Thanks to my usual informant at the Pentagon (the multilingual parrot and Onan) I managed to steal the secret list of weapons accepted by the UN, personal style of George W. Bush during a rodeo in Dallas with the help of eminent personalities, internationally recognized for their commitment to peace and solidarity as Mobutu, Bocassa, Karadzic, Kim Jong Il and the acquired nephew of Pol Pot
excluded by the Troika Gentilini, the mayor has expressed deep disappointment, however, by submitting to the Security Council to accept its proposal to list even halberds, maces spikes, logs cables, Dolmen and Menhir .
Well, it seems that the principles of "International Guidelines for the Regulation of the peaceful use of weapons" are inspired by the highest ethical and humanitarian concepts.
weapons, in fact, must necessarily eliminate the target without causing collateral damage to public facilities, particularly if the historical and artistic value.
legislation, for example, pins wet-nurse, bananas, ballpoint pens and double-sided tape. Accepted only if the pens with high speed, paving stones for the public stoning if not removed from road surfaces and protected by UNESCO, by popular demand, chairs and stools made of solid wood.
Excluding all forms of torture in its entirety, except when practiced by the Jesuits. Mediaset Some programs at risk.
Obviously the list drawn up by the United States has not been signed by the United States , who reserve the right to bring democracy to hitting the targets with weapons carefully selected on the basis of the economy, currently, given the huge deficit sector automobile, it is thought to destroy the missile sites Palestinians, launching dozens of Chevrolet SUV with deadly 20-inch wheels and leather upholstery.
For Afghanistan, however, will use an old trick of the Federal Reserve to keep interest rates high: tons of treasury bonds (and shares of Lehman Brothers) will be passed on to the lairs of the Taliban, in such quantities as buried alive.
The current overproduction of treadmill and tomato paste are hopeful they could be used in the war against Iran. Cautious
the Holy See, which emphasizes the historical importance of promptly some arms in the process of evangelization of peoples , weapons consecrated by the Lord for the sacred cause of proselytizing to the bitter end. With a note of the Pontifical Council for the Pacifica Conversion , the Vatican made it known you want to include in the list a hair shirt, the table drive and the future , as instruments for the reunification of man with its metaphysical dimension. Geneva reply promptly to include only the first two, since the third is clearly cruel and sadistic .
Stages forced to approve the amendments and the final round. From rumors seem to be including the machete, but only when used in Rwanda, the uranium depleted, only if used in Bosnia and Poland, only if used in the Sushi Bar (the latter issue has arrived in Switzerland by pipeline).
